Guess what I am!!??

[† Talena Mae]

Guess what I am????

THIS TOOL, COMMONLY FOUND IN THE RANGE OF <8> INCHES LONG.

THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.

IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING LOOSELY, READY FOR INSTANT ACTION.

IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER.

IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.

ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.

WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, STICKY WHITE SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT.

AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY FOR YET ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.

WHAT AM I???????

AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........

TOOTHBRUSH.........

Edited October 7, 2012 by Emotional Outlet

[Koby]

dirty sounded is dirty sounded. >.>

I think I heard this before.. but it still had my mind thinking naughty. >_<

[† Talena Mae]

*giggles* I had to find this one again xD

[lemmingllama]

awesome mae! and just because its partly related

[† Talena Mae]

ROFL! great pic XD

[lemmingllama]

ROFL! great pic XD

I just wish that I had the origional too. While I was capping it, the thread died

[RikuoAmero]

I just knew it couldn't be penis, but I got a good chuckle anyway. Great one Mae!

[Redworthy]

Toothbrush..... Sure

---------- Post added at 09:20 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:18 PM ----------

We were all thinking <=3

[shyguysteve]

o.o

I suppose if someone used their tooth brush in such a fashion it would be obvious...

[Reptoholic]

Game me a laugh, thanks for sharing Mae.

[wyattearp23]

I GOT IT..... That was a good one. Had me going for a while...... OK I cheated and skimmed down after.

[seirachan]

This is just one of those things where you just KNOW it's not what you think it is but can't figure out what until you look down.

[Monad-Gnostis]

holy crap! I GOT IT RIGHT!!!

[Magnetz]

Haha, clever.

[Zanco]

It's a dildo you use to brush your teeth. : ]

[Xanodus]

LOL nice one Mae xD