NUN Hookers

[Koby]

NUN Hookers

A man was driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second

thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a

third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far

side

of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door

reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a

long

black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in

possibly

doing business...."

"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many

winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed

door

and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup

answers the door.... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then

go

through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips

through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds

himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:

GO IN PEACE.

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT,

YOU SINNER

Edited October 7, 2012 by Emotional Outlet

[ds18]

lol funny as

[dgbrt]

that was pretty good you didn't expect that in the end

[† The Joker]

oh snap... that is what you call EPIC PWNAGE!

[† Shazi]

brilliant XD

[† Talena Mae]

ROFL! Bad Koby xD

Funny as though

[Stuy]

ROFL LOL, funny as.

nice one koby

[Shade_13]

What the... i was expecting too see some hardcore nun-huker action... what a drag...

[Yuna]

HAHAHA. Wow thats was epic O.O Good one Koby!!

[crkavam]

What a Monthy Python moment. Good thing that I'm atheist

[shyguysteve]

The element I liked the most was the unexpectedness it had at the end.

HA XD!!