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    Caption Competition

    Simple enough, I find an image, and you all have 48 hours to come up with the best captions, and they can be as random as you want (see example below) in spoiler: YhDpB-G9KaA Only rules are have fun, and be as random as humanly possible You can enter as many times as you want, but you cannot post mulitple captions at the same time I will award points to the person with the best answer for the caption! The person will then find an image, and judge the best caption after 48 hours, and so on. Your first image is this:
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    Joker's Interesting Game!

    I hold in my possetion a ton of useless and random facts (it is me after all) I want to test your knowledge of all things, be it funny, or damn right disgusting. So here is the first: Name the most disgusting ingredient that is used in a cocktail, the drinks name, and the rhyme that goes with it Let the game begin!
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    Films you want to see!

    basically, what films are coming soon that you want to see? or perhaps you want to see a film that was released a while ago? Tell us about it! For me, I'm really excited about "Monsters" Considering it was made on a small (compared to most movies) budget, It looks incredible! D5_nKDwR4sk
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    Commen Sence - a dying thing?

    Just wanted to hear what people think about this. recently, I've been thinking that, as a society, humanity seems to be getting dumber when it comes to using good, common sence. I know there have always been people who think that something is a good idea when in fact its a very bad one, but recently, things seem to be getting worse! Example - Rising to Heaven I'm pretty sure everyone heard this on the news at some point, but for those of you who didn't let me fill you in. A priest wanted to try and emulate a stunt that someone had made in 1982. The man had tied a load of ballons to his chair, got himself a packed lunch and flew off into the sky. Now, fast forward to 2008, 16 years later when humanity's love of all things health and safety was really beginning to take off (pun intended). The priest in question decided to repeat this stunt to get his point accross on something. Armed with the latest GPS, a satalite phone and a survival suit, he tied over 150 ballons to his chair and set off into the sky. However, he soon found himself in difficulty. The wind changed direction during his flight, and he was blown off course. Realising he was in trouble, he called for help, however, was unable to give people his position. Why? because he hadn't got a clue how to work the GPS! as he struggled to work the device, the battery in his phone died. However, being a priest, he decided not to lose faith, and trust in God. For the next few weeks, bits of ballon were found being washed up on beaches and on mountains, and then finaly, his body surfaced. If anyone has a book from the Darwin Awards (2008 onwards), you'll find this man having a place in there. Anyone in this book has "improved humanity by removing their stupidity from our genepool!" So, what do you guys think. Are we losing common sense? or are we just not taking any notice of it anymore?
  5. The dreams of fans who’ve waited and hoped years without avail might just come to reality next week at E3, at Sony’s press conference, where it is believed Square-Enix, who’s hurting right now, will announce the remake of Final Fantasy VII, and that it could even be a PS3 exclusive. A "Friend" close to PSX Extreme have told the site that the publisher will be present at Sony’s press conference to make an announcement that’s “remake” related, so to us, this could only mean one thing: Final Fantasy VII remake coming to PS3. Source - http://www.psxextrem...-news/9172.html This rumour has deinately got me interested in E3 (alright, more-so than i was before, if that was even possible). Fingers crossed my friends, the moment we have wished for could be just around the corner!
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    Code geass poem

    First off, not mine! this was made be SonicVelocity on DeviantArt. it was so good, i had to post it here for all to see! An abandoned prince in a land with no name A lost friend whose fate is the same An immortal woman who holds the key To defy the power of the Holy Decree An organization of terrorists and traitors shall rise And retake their country before their emperor's eyes The Black Knights shall become the hope for the land Controlled by a boy with the world in his hands Because the power of Geass, he has obtained And with the name of Zero, they shall think him insane But his strategies are perfect, his tactics precise Even the Knight of One, cannot escape his vise When the battle is lost, they shall look in his eye As he says "I am Lelouch Vi Britannia, and I command you to die!"
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    Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

    It was a certainty after the huge success of Elder Schrools IV which was voted Game of the Year in , but Bethesda have announced that they plan to release the 5th installment in the Elder Scrolls series later this year 11/11/11. Titled as Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, it takes up from where the Oblivion left off. Very little else has been confirmed so far, but if I get any more news, I'll let you all know! l4OGYkvGNGQ
  8. I asked ren last night where this thread should go, and he suggested here, however, if the other mods feel it should go somewhere else, please move it, but let me know where to so i can post the links as and when the folders finish uploading. Also, please note that I have kept the files below the 1gb limit, so those without premium accounts can still download the videos from MU. This has lead to around 6 chapters being uploaded in 2 parts, which are under the 1gb limit. However, you don't need both parts to view the videos. There is no password on any of the files Information about the files: Source: Final Fantasy XIII PS3 (HD) Resolution: 1280x720 File Format: mkv Subtitles: English (selectable) Video (V1-CGI): x264 @ 5000 kbps (2-pass slow) Audio (A1-CGI): Dolby Digital 5.1 @ 384 kbps Video (V2-IE): x264 @ 4000 kbps (2-pass slow) Audio (A2-IE): Stereo AAC @ 192 kbps (AC3 for Chapter 1) Summons - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=TC2BSISH Chapter 1 Part 1 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QEKDZRLP Part 2 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=C736J7XKChapter 2 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=4IVP8F3G Chapter 3 Part 1 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=BFLQOBKU Part 2 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=Q6HHDQHMChapter 4 Part 1 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=U34MGEDC Part 2 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=T0DFMSYVChapter 5 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=JP75A5RV Chapter 6 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=FT05F1S3 Chapter 7 Part 1 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=TJ6IJBTX Part 2 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=KZTM6LPPChapter 8 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=I00ED48V Chapter 9 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=HXATPYQJ Chapter 10 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=08ANI6B2 Chapter 11 Part 1 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DE2QIB3A Part 2 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=WODKETJ9Chapter 12 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=M34Y2TY1 Chapter 13 Part 1 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=M2HN59V0 Part 2 - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=Z62P1NUE
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    Best version of Yu-Gi-Oh!

    With three seperate time periods now being used in Yu-Gi-Oh, I got to thinking. "Which is the best?" For me, it would have to be the original series, A) because it was the original, and , because the duels were so epic. So, whats your favorite? Yu-Gi-Oh? Yu-Gi-Oh GX? or Yu-Gi-Oh 5d's?
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    The Game

    The first chapter of the game will be coming soon... so until then, here's a little something for everyone to enjoy. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwcC-Q_yqVA btw, awesome work shazi, the banner is epic!
  11. Inspired by a recent battle on Dragon Age origins, I want to know what boss battles for you have truely been incredible, and are head and shoulders above anything else that you would've expected. A few of my personal favorites are: The End Game - Metal Gear Solid 3 - Snake Eater As a lover of using a sniper rifle in games, The End was one of the best opponents I have ever encountered. Although an old man, The End was an amazing sniper, and when facing him, battles against him would easily go well into 2 or more hours, as we both used tried to find each other in the huge battle are spanning 3 zones. Liquid Snake / Revolver Ocelot Game - Metal Gear Solid 4 - Guns of the Patriots A truely epic final battle to end a truely epic game series. Squareing off against Liquid on top of Haven, in a battle of pure fists and endurance. A brilliant final battle, with references to all the previous games in both characters actions, and the fighting music. So, those are a couple of my favorites, be interesting to see what everyone elses are!
  12. Japanese magazine Famitsu has officially declared that the PlayStation 3 had the best games library in 2010. Of the 516 games Famitsu reviewed last year, 77 of 103 (75%) PS3 games, 65 of 97 (67%) Xbox 360 titles, and 27 of 43 (62%) Wii games earned at least 30 out of 40 points. While this may not be the most scientific of methods for declaring a winner of the console war, it does point to Japan's love of the PS3. Nintendo did edge Sony out in the portable category though, with 58 of 117 (50%) games making the cut, over the PSP's 56 of 130 (43%). Mobile + Japan (or America) = Nintendo. So, do you agree with this verdict? Personally, I'm not suprised by this. going from what I saw on the forums here, PS3's popularity seems to beat the others hands down. But what do you think?
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    MGS Trilogy coming to PS3 in HD!

    Many fans have craved it, and there are reports that the genius behind the Metal Gear Solid games, Hideo Kojima, is set to release the first three games in HD for the PS3 only! UK's official PS3 Magazine has reported in the mag's new issue, that Snake is "in the facelift queue", and that the "first three" MGS games are set to be reborn in High Definition. No details of price, release date plans or whether the games will be sold together or seperately, however, this is sure to generate a lot of interest! As always, when more news surfaces I'll pass it on!
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    AMV Contest Hall of Fame!

    Something I've had in mind for a while, and now we're up to the 6th AMV contest, I thought this would be a brilliant way to remind ourselves of the themes that have been used,the winners of each contest, and the winning videos! Videos are likely to contain spoilers, so watch at your own risk! AMV Contest 01 Theme - Hero Winner - Seriachan Winning Entry: NzIyOs0LsB0 AMV Contest 02 Theme - Depresion Winner - Oblivia Winning Entry: PYgPguAtMw8 AMV Contest 03 Theme - Villains Winner - The Joker Winning Entry Q2T2-zpijCg AMV Contest 04 Theme - Battle Winner - Idl12 Winning Entry: Y-CI4u8D5eA AMV Contest 05 Theme - Betrayal Winner - Iki Winning Entry: SChdozS_2AE AMV Contest 06 Theme - Hope Winner - Oblivia Winning Entry: SS0ACho-mr8 AMV Contest 07 Theme - Fast paced video or action Winner - Legado Winning Entry: 9YYLm_o0htc AMV Contest 08 Theme - Any Winner - Prophecy Winning Entry: cvGJBEIM0fg
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    Greatest Gaming Scenes

    In almost every game, there is at least 1 scene that is never forgotton because of its brilliance. Be this pure action, or slow, steady presure, there are always scenes that will never get old, no matter how many times they are viewed. So, for me, the greatest scene I've scene is as follows: game - Metal Gear Solid 1 When facing off against Psycho Mantis, he will 'read' your data on your memory card. If he finds a certain game, he will say "you like (game name)". he will also talk about your progress through the game so far, and if you had a dualshock controller, he would make the thing vibrate - for its time, this scene was years ahead of anything that had come before it, and nothing has come close in terms of pure cleverness xGW0MDVyyXE
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    Kametsu Kombat [story]

    The kametsu Kombat story will officially begin tomorrow, however, heres a quick trailer i made: Thanks eve for the emblem, really appreciate it! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-skDOjrwkFU Enjoy! Also, for those who need to re-fresh their memory about the characters, Click here to go back to the signup, but remember no new characters are accepted now this has gone live people, at least not for now anyway BTW Random is not in it because he is purely the host, not a fighter!
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    E3 Your Highlights

    So, after day 1 of the E3 conference, I thought I'd have a look at what I thought were the standout moments from the days conferences, and see what everyone else enjoyed / hated. For me, the conference got off to a real high, with the demonstration of the new Tomb Raider game. Visually, it looks amazing, and left me wanting to play the game right away. This appears to be a far darker game than its previous outings, and features a young Laura, before she became the tough version we all know and love. oBm-6jcGGHU The next standout moment for me came in the form of soem more info on Arkham City. As was announced a few weeks back, Cat Woman would also be a playable character. And from what I've seen in the various interviews and gameplay showings, she definately makes use of all nine lives. TT4l8t39Ukk Next up for me, was a demonstration of the next Elder Scrolls game, Skyrim. Visually, it already looks set to blow the socks of Oblivion, and possible even Morrowind. The gameplay looks to flow a lot better, and we're promised that everything will, quite literally, change based on every decision you make. *Video is not HD! W2CzsJ4K_qo Another great moment came in the form of a new game, Overstrike. Insomniac have been working on this game for a long time, and from the trailer, it looks like it will be amazing. Definately one to watch out for in the future. 43IWdsKFsUg But for me, the standout moment came in the form of Sony's news Hand Held consol. Originally called NGP, it has been renamed as Playstation Vita, with Vita being the latin for life. (PS vita for short) There are going to be two models of the Vita released towards the end of 2011. The first is a Wi-Fi Model: 24,980 Yen (including tax), $249 and euro 249 . The second is a 3G/Wi-Fi Model: 29,980 Yen (including tax), $299 and euro 299. At8Ql4o8N2M So, thats my standout moments of E3 so far, what about everyone elses?
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    Who 'won' E3 2011

    The order goes like this for me: 1st - Sony 2nd - EA 3rd - Nintendo 4th - Microsoft
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    Your thoughts on the new PSP Vita?

    I'd be lying if i said i wasn't interested in the PS Vita, however, my only reason for buying it would be the ability to import my game data from and to my PS3. If it has that feature, then i'm sold outright. I'm going to wait a year anyway after the release - hopefully allowing any issues that have slipped under Sony's production radar to be addressed.
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    E3 Your Highlights

    Right, got a few things from IGN here. Mainly the interviews they've had with the games creators, but also shows some good in-game footage, as well as detailing a few interesting facts Dead Island: Adr7ZoI14rE Elder Scrolls - Skyrim: _BhaNBKRR-Y Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City: Qo8EhtHRK_0 All are on my "to buy" list
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    E3 Your Highlights

    Just seen the lastest gamplay of Dead island, and a preview of the next Resident Evil game. Another two games that have made it to my "to-buy" list. Gory zombie killing FTW!
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    Yu-Gi-Oh Duels!

    If you can record your duels, upload the videos and embed them below! Here's me dueling in a structure duel earlier today: Dinosaur's Rage VS Dragon's Roar Ly5yxpMoimg
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    Yu-Gi-Oh Duels!

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    Yu-Gi-Oh Duels!

    Currently testing a new rom before uploading and posting, however, so far very impressed by it. Having to use a different Emulator than before as I couldn't get any setting combo to work on my old PC . However, the good news is that this new combo plays both the movies and the sound. I will start uploading the rom and emulator package in the next day or so, however, here is a preview from a Rental Duel I had barely 20 minutes into the game. Enjoy! z6WD11TWrvg
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    E3 Your Highlights

    I'll get one if i can port PS3 games and save files to and from it. If Sony can pull that off, along with the trophies, then they've just got themselves one huge selling point over Nintendo and Microsoft
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