15 Things To Do At Wal*Mart

[taker]

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking her sweet time:

1. Pick up condom packages & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,'... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.

12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! It's those voices again'. !

and last but not least,

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loud "We're out of toilet paper in here..."

OH YEAH, best field trip to Wall Mart I've ever had. OHHHH YYYEEEAAHHHHH.

Edited October 7, 2012 by Emotional Outlet

[Riku]

Yep! I sure will laugh at you for when they at the very least will throw you out of the store for some of those things you would do.

[^PiMpIn^]

i think most of that s**t is hillarious!!!!

i might do the coating rack or the gun one... lmfao

[taker]

Riku: That's because I got testicoles to do something DARING and DUMB. YOu on the other hand most likely NEVER SEEN an episode of Jackass.

Pimpin: I know.

[^PiMpIn^]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Riku]

Oh, I have already found you to be the idoit of the site taker. ;D

Whatever. Jackass people are dumb as well.

[† shinji]

you could always run around butt naked

[Koby]

In the local walmart here, one of my friends was dared to go through walmart in a speedo and he did. LOL And in the middle of walmart he took it off. Anyhow the police showed up and excorted him out.

Hmm.. this is considered humor.. I know the art & literature forum doesn't seem like it would hold this but in the description it says humor fits there too.. So for now on please post it there.. LOL thanks.

[-PHXN- New001]

HAH well I read this a long time ago on Ebaums world, where theres a more complete list

I've done the condoms one.

I've donethe mission impossibble

I've followed peopel around singing "I've been working on the railroad" while pretending to be handcuffed

I've sat on the little bag thing while someone spins me a round

I've gotten furniture from the furniture place, adn put it infront of a plasma TV while I played Madden 2007

We've stood around trying to get people to by beer for us

We stood around trying to get people to buy Redline for us

We've stood around, saing we ive head for cheap

Yah, me and my friends do this for fun. If I didnt have to go to work today, we were gonan dress up and give out candy and toys to kids so they'd get caught shoplifting

We live about 5 mins from a walmart so its great

Lets see theres more, I jsut cant think of them

[Riku]

*Sigh* To think the biggest store in the world taken down to this. ;D

I wonder how many things you can do on this list before you get arrested.

But I still laugh at this list.

[-PHXN- New001]

LOL knowing walmart, just about all of it

[taker]

Riku: WELL DUH. I'm not only the village idiot but I'm also the forum spam whore, flame whore, and joker. I have stuff like this CONSTANTLY coming out of the oven. As I said, YOU have no sense of humor.

[VincentsLucrecia]

I've done the Mission Impossible thing before, true story.

A lot of these are funny, nice list. xD

[taker]

I know :-D

[Vivi Kailo]

... sure, taker... freak.

[qualityaddict]

Funny stuff, Thanks for sharing!

[kureyuki]

snrksnrk the wet floor sign is always the easiest and best one to do

[Tanis]

" 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area."

Having WORKED at Wal-Mart...

I can say...

This has actually happened...

Because parents are shitty parents, and their kids piss n' poop on everything.

Edited January 28, 2014 by Tanis

[Royce_666]

Utterly foolish and hilarious

[Ranma-kun]

I wish there was a kill switch for fatty scooters it really annoys me when I see the fat lazy people riding them around and refusing to walk.