Yo Mama Jokes

[Dan Den]

Alright simple just post your favorite Yo Mama Jokes, you can also include a picture with it if you want to. Try to keep it to one per post.

One rule only, if you have feelings or are easily insulted then this is for nothing but comedic reasons, other than that enjoy and remember everything that is said in here means nothing it's just simple fun.

Alright then I'll start with an old classic.

Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Edited September 22, 2012 by Emotional Outlet

[lemmingllama]

Ill stick to some classics too

Yo momma's so fat that it takes two buses and a train to get on her good side!

[ZeroPenguins]

Here's a classic one:

Yo Mamma's so fat when she stands on the scales her phone number comes up

[Dan Den]

Nice one guys, I think I can top that.

Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.

[shyguysteve]

Yo mama's arm pits are so hairy, it looks like shes got 'king kong' in a head lock.

[Dan Den]

Haha that one cracked me up Steve.

Yo momma's like a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail.

[Redworthy]

Your momma's so fat that when she drives a monster truck it looks like a low-rider!

[Flamus]

Yo momma's so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

[lemmingllama]

More classics!!!

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

[BlackWater]

XD That Spain one cracked me up!

Here's mine:

Yo mama so twisted, when she cries tears roll down her back!

[lemmingllama]

Yay religious ones!!!

Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

[jobonline20]

here is a picture:

[GrayMatter]

"Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor."

"Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company."

[ColourMyWorld]

Here's one;

Yo Mama so fat she saw a yellow bus filled with white kids and yelled "STOP THAT TWINKIE!"

[aboriginal]

Yo momma so fat, the cow's moo at her.

[evlyn]

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!

Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

[sese]

Yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out.

I like the bob the builder one by the way

[† Ferocia Coutura]

Yo Mama so fat, she got sorted into all four houses at Hogwarts.

[† Irish]

Your momma so poor, I seen her walking down the street with one shoe and asked if she lost one, and she replied no i just found this one.

[Tenure]

Lol bob the builder one..

and I like the poor one irish