How To Keep A Woman Happy

[Jarlaxle]

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. A friend

2. A companion

3. A lover

4. A brother

5. A father

6. A master

7. A chef

8. An electrician

9. A carpenter

10. A plumber

11. A mechanic

12. A decorator

13. A stylist

14. A sexologist

15. A gynaecologist

16. A psychologist

17. A pest exterminator

18. A psychiatrist

19. A healer

20. A good listener

21. An organizer

22. A good father

23. Very clean

24. Sympathetic

25. Athletic

26. Warm

27. Attentive

28. Gallant

29. Intelligent

30. Funny

31. Creative

32. Tender

33. Strong

34. Understanding

35. Tolerant

36. Prudent

37. Ambitious

38. Capable

39. Courageous

40. Determined

41. True

42. Dependable

43. Passionate

44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly

46. Love shopping

47. Be honest

48. Be very rich

49. Not stress her out

50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Leave him alone

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And some hilarious replies to this from the field:

~ "In other words.... a lesbian."

~~ "Then, on the 8th day, God created "Mastercard" and all was forgiven & fixed"

~~~ "HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Make him food

2. Have sex with him

3. Leave him alone"

Fixed."

~~~~ "What do you call a woman who can't make a sandwich...... single!"

Edited October 7, 2012 by Emotional Outlet

[† Talena Mae]

Not all women want all that... I for one don't care if he cant cook or clean. He can play games all he wants as long as on occasion he will tell me he loves me/gives me a kiss/hug/ touches. Just thoes things I mentioned will make me the happiest person in the world ^.^

[Jarlaxle]

Yes but Talena, by saying that, you have just proven yourself the ideal exception to a rule. >_< Haha, I'm not sure who came up with the list, but many of them can be annoyingly true. Personally I'm a massive smartass, and while I can be loving, I prefer to show that love in the form of various pranks and such. Thusly in my case I'd be made happy most of all is she had an excellent sense of humour and more importantly...reciprocated the endless Game of tricks. Act grownup in front of others, but never be too old or boring for silliness. Joking around will never cease to amuse me.

[† Talena Mae]

rofl! I so would not call myself "ideal" I have a dry SOH so when i am playing around most people don't know it as I can keep a straight face ^.^ Having said that though, dispite my age i can play around like a little kid when i wanna... The joys of being a gemini LOL!

[seirachan]

There are a lot of women like that out there but it's less likely to find them on a site like this or even playing games. Those types of women usually hate games and called them childish or a mans thing. They care more for popularity, sports or just showing off.

I for one don't expect anything from the man. I'm the one trying so hard and feeling bad that I just don't make it. I forget birthdays and all those things. But I feel really sorry for it.

[Jarlaxle]

@ seirachan: Pretty good points, but I'm sure those types do indeed play 'games', just not of the console/PC variety, eh? >_> Funny how like-minded individuals rarely seem to meet in the real-world compared to online, when it comes to gaming/anime and such.

@ Talena: I've often been told I have a very 'dry' sense of humour too. Perhaps it's an Aussie thing? Which of course makes it a compliment. It's also difficult as a result to tell if I'm being sarcastic or not. I think a person can grow up without losing their fun side. For me, to lose that would be like giving up gaming just because I'm older. Anyway, you'll be sure to make someone happy if you're a lot more easy-going than the stereo-type made fun of in my first post, haha.

[† Talena Mae]

@ Talena: I've often been told I have a very 'dry' sense of humour too. Perhaps it's an Aussie thing? Which of course makes it a compliment. It's also difficult as a result to tell if I'm being sarcastic or not. I think a person can grow up without losing their fun side. For me, to lose that would be like giving up gaming just because I'm older. Anyway, you'll be sure to make someone happy if you're a lot more easy-going than the stereo-type made fun of in my first post, haha.

The women (girls) mentioned above piss me off so no worries there mate LOL! And here I was thinking I got my SOH from my mother (she is English) Glad to know I am Aussie through and through! Yay me!!! =D

The only men I intend to make happy now are my nephews, I tend to have my heart broken by men ^.^;

[ZeroPenguins]

This is why I will be single for the rest of my life... (Kidding lols) And besides don't bother at all, if she really loves you then she is happy to be with you.

[Malyssa Rahl]

All a man has to do to make me happy is to be just a friend, and not try to get into my pants, literally or metaphorically. Either way, it won't work.

[Dan Den]

Well according to that list I have allot to make up for or I could just use my super power

Behold a trick that never fails, it is 2 1/2 inches wanna guess what it is?

[STR1K3]

Pretty relevant, 9 ways to treat a woman, by BriTANicK

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Thank you Shazi for the help with the embed codes!

[lemmingllama]

Wow, I actually fit almost all of the "must be" and fail at the "without forgetting to"... And just to point something out, you put "a father" and "a good father" as two seperate points.

[† Shazi]

i got the one that makes me happy.

all he had to to is care for my feelings. when i'm upset, have a heart. other then that you can be anyone you damn well please

[Dan Den]

Strange I always learnt that men only have two emotions horny and hungry.

If his not horny make him a sand witch and if his not hungry then you know what to do.

[Jarlaxle]

@ lemmingllama: I can't take credit for its creation, merely sharing it, as the person did before me (not knowing himself who made the list). As for the apparent error, it was referring to the fact that a bloke must be a 'father' figure of sorts (daddy-issues? Sounds a bit off to me) and a 'good father' referring to any kids they might have.

[shyguysteve]

ah... I usually date tom boyish girls, they only demand I hold an interest in everything they do, as far as everything else goes... there more man then I'am apparently by these rules.

[anshuld.cool]

Just listen to her and care for her feelings..that is all women want from men..

[Jarlaxle]

^ If only it were that simple. >_< I'm sure there are some gems out there where such is the case...but I've just never met any. I have always been a big fan of mythology though!

[Dan Den]

Alas my brother a solution has been found. Goodluck with reading it, I'm only on chapter 101 and still have over 3000 to go.

[gohan8484]

Not a bad list but judging by the number of couples out there I'm hoping that not all of it is required.