Sick Joke.. ewww..

[Koby]

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.

Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

That's me........ before the surgery."

Edited October 7, 2012 by Emotional Outlet

[Arthain]

LOL! Not so jealous anymore xD

[Koby]

If that happened to me, I'd start puking.. =P

[-PHXN- New001]

Thats great hahaha

Soo good.

[† shinji]

OMFG. EWWW!! >_<!!

i would've like ...punched that person in the face and ran away...STAT.

[Luneth]

Lol.... Its so Funny!

[Citizenmanman]

Entertaining, but sick? Nah, dead baby jokes now, those, are funny and kinda sick.

Q: What's the difference between a pizza and a dead baby?

A: You don't have sex with the pizza before you eat it.

What's the difference between a new car and pile of dead babies?

I don't have a new car in my garage...

or

What's the difference between a new car and a pile of dead jews?

I don't have a new car in my garage...

You just gotta love jokes that, by changing one or two nouns or verbs, you make a completely "new" joke...

Edited October 7, 2012 by Emotional Outlet

[badomen121211]

how many dead babies does it take to paint a barn?

it depends on how hard you throw them

[† shinji]

man that's a massive bump..

[Citizenmanman]

Yeah, huge, and if I know anything about huge bumps, it's a sure sign this thread is very happy to see us.

A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend "You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything.

His friend replies, "That's great: did you get a blow job?"

Oh, no: I never found her head.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night?

Crib death.

What's red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.

The doctor says: "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."

Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"

The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."

Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?" The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 14."