How many forum members does it take to Change a light bulb?

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I saw this as a topic on another forum and i thought i would post it here.

How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Edited September 22, 2012 by Emotional Outlet

[† shinji]

...that's pretty true. hahaha

[Uniquris]

hmm interesting. although it would take a while to accomplish it. haha.

[spidey5443]

thats way too many conditions lol

[Ray Ray]

That's cute.

Me and my friend had a conversation once... "How many episodes of Dragon Ball Z would it take to change a lightbulb"

it was rather humorous.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

My spell check said it was light-bulb.

Wth?

[badomen121211]

truely amusing...so i changed a light bulb the other day. . .

[Ray Ray]

truely amusing...so i changed a light bulb the other day. . .

Even with a chair, I'm too short to reach most lighting fixtures.

I helped screw in a ceiling fan once though...

[Allessandra]

It is sad but the OP is spot on. I always see this happen and I'm always the lurker who starts it all over again...

[olin555]

Shouldn't this be moved to the Electricals Section?

[† Emotional Outlet]

I saw this as a topic on another forum and i thought i would post it here.

How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Me too!

(I am moving this to Art and Lit, for it is humourous. I will add it to the index when I get back from work in the morning.)

[lemmingllama]

Necroposting, necroposting everywhere! However, this did make me laugh and so I am happy that it was found.

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

Why are there always people that do this, even if that person is me...