Girls Rules for men

[† Talena Mae]

I found the mens rules for women http://forums.kamets...ght=Girls rules (located there) So Upon searching I failed to find the girls rules so I am gonna add them now ^.^

GIRLS RULES

TOP 30 THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT US!!!

1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.

2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.

3. Don't say you understand when you don't.

4. Girls are petty, get over it.

5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.

6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

7. If you talk about having a big dick, we know you don't.

8. Zit's happen to everyone. Yes, Mr. Perfect, even to you.

9. We don't like it when you act like Mr Big; we like it when you are Mr Big.

10.A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.

11. No matter what you say, your ex girlfriend is a pig.

12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.

13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.

14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it.

15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't help it.

16. We are drama queens.

17. Fashion police do exist.

18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.

19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, or anything else you and your friends talk about, like: how much you know about the video games, porn, computers, Star Wars, etc.

20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

21. We don't shave our legs every day, get over it.

22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out.

23. Shave - no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.

24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it's not.

25. Don't compare our breasts with Brittany Spear's, hers are fake.

26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps. (All girls love makeup, do not call us prissy or tell us we worry to much about the way we look for wearing it.)

28. We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren't.

29. It doesn't make you look cool to make fun of someone else.

30. If you ever beat us in a sport or game, it's always because you cheated, even if you didn't.

Edited October 7, 2012 by Emotional Outlet

[Koby]

lol.. just had to comment on each one for kicks and giggles. =P

1. lying is always bad.

2. dirty talk is ok sometimes, but usually at least for me just seems a lil fake.

3. Understanding is key, if I don't, I ask.

4. no comment

5. better left unsaid

6. always good to know =P

7. Hey, I only started saying it cause I was told it was. <.<

8. Yeah, but that doesn't mean we can't hate them, lol.

9. um.. okay.

10. always wanted one, never had one. whether it impresses girls or not is beside the point, I love jamming to music.

11. :/

12. ......

13. no comment

14. xD well no duh.

15. no comment

16. no comment.

17. =P

18. o.O

19. >_< OH NOES!

20. okay. xD

21. and.. that bothers me why?

22. ........

23. I like a lil mustache and my soul patch.. I shave but never clean shaven. >_<

24. I don't think its cool, but it has to go somewhere. Only when I'm alone. =P

25. everyone knows that.. and who'd compare to that slut? xD

26. WTF, who does that?

27. Good for you, but only if you know how to wear it. 80% of women wear it wrong and look better without it honestly. I will almost always like someone better without make up.

28. unless you are Mae. =P

29. aww.. but it's so fun.

30. but the saying goes.. cheaters never really win. =P

[Edison14]

I agree With You Sir Koby Lie is alwaayz a bad thing , if we cant trust the relation then whats the point of beeing relation with someone if they dont trust eachother

[Max465]

...What the hell is a snot rocket???

...It would be so cool to have a system in your car though...oh wait...you didn't mean gaming system...

[† Shazi]

1. unless they're derp like me

2. no comment

3. it always helps to ask us to explain.... doesn't always end well though XD

4. lolwhut?

5. try kicking them in the nuts.... maybe then they'll understand XD

6. sweet like sugar =D

7. the ones with nothing always seem to talk it up

8. and they're gross too

9. again... lolwhut?

10. and the stupid girls

11. amen

12. yay for caring

13. not true... i'd like him to be honest

14. i'd still be happy with dinner and a movie

15. true that

16. most of the time yeah

17. they do?

18. only if you deserve it!

19. unless we're interested in it too

20. maybe not at all times... i'd like to get somethings done too

21. thats a problem?

22. and its not very nice either

23. but but but.... i likes the beard

24. i thinks it's hilarious!

25. whats the point? mine are bigger anyway

26. O_o

27. i don't wear it....

28. *pokes belly* *belly jiggles*

29. unless they smell bad XD

30. but... i'm too uncoordinated for sports anyway XD

[lemmingllama]

14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't always cut it.

This does not always work. For all you guys out there, paintballing is not a good option.

30. If you ever beat us in a sport or game, it's always because you cheated, even if you didn't.

And why is this always true

[Jarlaxle]

1. Hmm, this can actually be tricky. What if she asks an opinion on her new outfit that you think looks ridiculous? And what if 28 applied? Not the fairest examples but if it spares her feelings, lying is okay? Ahh, but what if some prick tried to use that to justify cheating on a lass and never confessing, to spare her feelings... Tricky indeed! Not that any of that would ever apply to me, since I'm a man of honour.

2. Not a problem.

3. I understand. I mean, understood!

4. Yes they are pretty.

5. Actually as a Printer by trade, I do have Pantone Matching Systems, which are otherwise known as colour-books, which are used for mixing colours. Say for example a colour might need *0.5% Black, 49.5% Rubine Red and the other 50% Transparent White!

6. As a fulltime Smartass, I am very fluent with sweet-talk to get myself out of trouble, but I am also skilled in providing gift-forgivenesses (meaning I may stash away some for 'emergencies') especially for occasions where I may have accidentally broken something important to her... And when all else fails, the patented "I...I...I'll...take you shopping" card!

7. All I would ever say is that I have giant feet and the shoes to prove it.

8. Surprisingly rare for me most of my life. Never a problem during school-days that I can remember, so I guess I was lucky, especially given my sweet-tooth. Not that I've ever been one to give a damn what another person thought of me.

9. I actually am 6"4. I suppose I don't act like it when I'm sitting down.

10. My rear-speakers don't work and my car is an old dinosaur. See the end of number 8.

11. Well said.

12. I'll admit it. I'm always very upset when my drink is nearly empty. But then I go to the fridge and grab 'another.

13. I'm sorry?

14. I never need to plan a practical joke. The hilarity can and will happen at any time.

15. Happy to deliver compliments at any time. These however often come with (playful) smartass remarks. Wouldn't want a robot//male.

16. This is excellent for poking fun, even if it provokes girlish tackles.

17. In Australia, a good 'flanno is good fashion, mate.

18. All things being equal, it goes both ways. Actually, no it doesn't. >_@

19. Too easy. I didn't see booze or Hold'em!

20. But but but what if she is sick and has a cold?! Unclean, unclean! >_<

21. Double-standards re: number 23?

22. Wanna bet?

23. If she were special to me, I wouldn't care too such...but I'd never do so to impress someone, especially work-related.

24. Ahh, as a Modern Drunkard, they tend to take pride in the former, but I'll give you the latter. Easy to be a ninja about it.

25. Never a problem.

26. Too classy for that.

27. If it pleases her, can't do any harm, but I'd stick by that she'd never need to do so to impress me.

28. Too easy.

29. Not a prick, and the only person I'd want to hassle would be her.

30. Hahaha!

* This colour might not actually exist.

[shyguysteve]

I had argued on almost every topic listed... and the only thing I didn't read was men are just suppose to know pfff.

everything listed I have no issue with, I just like a girl who has back bone and challenges me even when nothings wrong. just the thrill of arguing.

[† Talena Mae]

oh the joy of this thread XD I have missed it LOL