Loyal Wolf Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 53 minutes ago, DabDeity710 said: I wish the girl in the seafood section of my supermarket who bagged up my lobster and shrimp knew how much I like hergod she's so cute Only thing you can do is just tell her. Worst thing that can happen is she says she doesn't like you back and nothing changes. I am the worst pussy in the world but if I was at the same level physically, without my handicap, I would do it. Really, my friend, you said in past messages you live with many regrets, maybe it's time to start making changes and not living in regret anymore. My boi has to get kissed sometime! She bagged up your lobster? Easy joke opportunity! "Do you package shrimp too?" Good luck! I don't want to hear back until you said something to hear, you hear me! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dab is a Cunt Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 Went on soundcloud found this new sick dubstep producer and the motherfucker's only 14, really makes me feel unaccomplished 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dab is a Cunt Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 I just got invited to a mansion party and I look and probably smell trashy af I hope I can clean up as good as I usually do when I'm like this. I'm like Eminem: I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave, die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arian Posted July 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 16 minutes ago, DabDeity710 said: I just got invited to a mansion party and I look and probably smell trashy af I hope I can clean up as good as I usually do when I'm like this. I'm like Eminem: I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave, die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave? And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dab is a Cunt Posted July 3, 2017 Report Share Posted July 3, 2017 So up until 5 minutes ago my boi still hasn't told me where the party is, pissed off I text him "u gonna tell me where it is before it actually starts?" to which he responds "funny thing is it already started and I'm still at work" followed by "it's at my house" at first I'm 100% sure he's fucking with me but then he sends me screenshots of snapchats showing like 40 ppl at his house with today's date (he has one of those depraved deviant apps that lets you take screenshots of snaps, I wonder if the girl I sexted in 10th-11th had that, if she does she could literally have like 50+ nudes of me) what a crazy fucker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arian Posted July 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 1 hour ago, DabDeity710 said: So up until 5 minutes ago my boi still hasn't told me where the party is, pissed off I text him "u gonna tell me where it is before it actually starts?" to which he responds "funny thing is it already started and I'm still at work" followed by "it's at my house" at first I'm 100% sure he's fucking with me but then he sends me screenshots of snapchats showing like 40 ppl at his house with today's date (he has one of those depraved deviant apps that lets you take screenshots of snaps, I wonder if the girl I sexted in 10th-11th had that, if she does she could literally have like 50+ nudes of me) what a crazy fucker You lead a fascinating life, man. We should hang. XDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dab is a Cunt Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 20 minutes ago, Arian said: You lead a fascinating life, man. We should hang. XDD Hey man if you're ever in ny/if I ever find myself in canada maybe we will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dab is a Cunt Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 For the last hour now I've been asking for the address and this dirtbag reads all my texts without answering them, I had to get it from someone else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dab is a Cunt Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 I'm not even sure if I wanna go, I don't know anyone there, it's $4 to get in (which isn't what bothers me its that it's $4 to get in and it's byob, last party I went to which wasn't even much of a party but anyway it was free and there were free booze) and apparently I'd be the only white guy there (not that I care, it's the other shit that bothers me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dab is a Cunt Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 Damn I got crazy fucked up for a party I ended up not even going tooh well time to watch Looney Tunes. I love how my boi's like mansion party when it's at his house that was funny af although there is like 200+ ppl there, just nobody I know other than him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dab is a Cunt Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 (edited) Fuck my hori flightstick 3 being broken I wanna kick some ass 'Murica style, FUCK YEAH would anyone here know how I should go about fixing it? The usb cable got cut so it won't connect, hori doesn't sell/support the product anymore (I guess cuz its ps3) so they pretty much told me to go fuck myself Edited July 4, 2017 by DabDeity710 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arian Posted July 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 I found a new one for $150, if you've got the dough you can always replace it. http://www.ebay.com/itm/FLIGHT-STICK-3-HORI-/391827246995?hash=item5b3ab94f93:g:m88AAOSw~e5ZUyfb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dab is a Cunt Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 24 minutes ago, Arian said: I found a new one for $150, if you've got the dough you can always replace it. http://www.ebay.com/itm/FLIGHT-STICK-3-HORI-/391827246995?hash=item5b3ab94f93:g:m88AAOSw~e5ZUyfb goooooooooooooooood shit, I'm not sure where I'm gonna get the $150 but at least it's available again, for so long there weren't any on ebay after I bought the one that was there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dab is a Cunt Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 Fuck my friends they're all douchebags other than my best friend who's busy which is pissing me off cuz it's like his only day off of work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc4life Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 I have to go to work tomorrow 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxxCatt Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 17 minutes ago, manc4life said: I have to go to work tomorrow I work just about everyday. The joys of retirement..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dab is a Cunt Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 This fucking mosquito just tapped into the biggest vein in my foot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePJzer Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 28 minutes ago, DabDeity710 said: This fucking mosquito just tapped into the biggest vein in my foot You've got foot Malaria now. Congratulations! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arian Posted July 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 28 minutes ago, DabDeity710 said: This fucking mosquito just tapped into the biggest vein in my foot Ooooh, sorry about that, man. I felt that right in my left foot! X{ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loyal Wolf Posted July 4, 2017 Report Share Posted July 4, 2017 Wow! Seem to have lost my Donator status somehow. @ThePJzer still has it so I guess it was because of my name change. That sucks! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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