Yo Mama Jokes

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your mom is so fat that it take earth and the moon to take a bath

[Asce]

Yo mamma so fat, she cut herself and gravy poured out.

[Xanders]

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Edited July 14, 2012 by Xanders

[Neolux]

Yo mama's so ugly, yo daddy had to bring her to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye.

[franko446]

yo mamma's so dumb she took a doughnut back to the shop because it had a hole in it.

[godonizuka]

Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.

[Rohanroms]

yo mama's so thin she'll fit inside a tubelight.

[jobonline20]

Yo mama's mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound.

[-Zero-]

YO MAMA'S SO STUPID, SHE TRIED TO CLIMB MOUNTAIN DEW.

Edited February 12, 2013 by Seraph

[xZulu]

yo mama's so fat she gets charged tripal to travel on the black lagoon

[jobonline20]