~=>Dark<=~ Posted April 14, 2012 Report Share Posted April 14, 2012 your mom is so fat that it take earth and the moon to take a bath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asce Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Yo mamma so fat, she cut herself and gravy poured out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanders Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 (edited) Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote! Edited July 14, 2012 by Xanders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neolux Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Yo mama's so ugly, yo daddy had to bring her to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
franko446 Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 yo mamma's so dumb she took a doughnut back to the shop because it had a hole in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godonizuka Posted December 19, 2012 Report Share Posted December 19, 2012 Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rohanroms Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 yo mama's so thin she'll fit inside a tubelight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jobonline20 Posted February 12, 2013 Report Share Posted February 12, 2013 Yo mama's mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Zero- Posted February 12, 2013 Report Share Posted February 12, 2013 (edited) YO MAMA'S SO STUPID, SHE TRIED TO CLIMB MOUNTAIN DEW. Edited February 12, 2013 by Seraph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xZulu Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 yo mama's so fat she gets charged tripal to travel on the black lagoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jobonline20 Posted April 14, 2013 Report Share Posted April 14, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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