United People for Proper Entertainment (No Light Sequel)

[lemmingllama]

Just as a question, exactly what kind of music will the U.P.P.E. be targeting? And great read, I look forward to the next chapter.

[† Shazi]

mostly the kind of music that is annoying like justin bieber, and the such. the votes for who is killed are going to be majority rules.... so if someone likes something but no one else does i'm afraid they luck out

[† Talena Mae]

Woot! time for the erotica parts!! ^.^

NEXT!!! *makes puppy dog eyes*

[† RazorDan]

LOL mae! great stuff shazi, and yes it seems the heat is on Raz

[† ballard]

Another great chapter . Can't wait to read more.

[† Shazi]

“Captain Raz hailing the U.P.P.E fleet.” Raz said.

“We have a response sir” Apollo said

“On screen,” Raz ordered

“Welcome to the fleet Raz, right on schedule” Ren said happily from the Firesta.

“Captain Raz,” Mae greeted.

“Where’s the Admiral?” Raz asked.

“Dealing with some guests, she’ll greet you in person when she’s finished,” Mae replied.

“Guests?” Raz asked.

“long story captain, I’m sure Admiral Shazi will fill you in”

“What are our plans?” Ren asked.

“Since Shazi is not here, you two are going to beam aboard the No Light to discuss what’s going to happen next with Admiral Shazi,” Mae informed them, “Mae out.”

“Keep in touch, Ren out.” the screen when black.

“I wonder who Shazi’s guests are?” Leki pondered out loud.

“Good question Ensign” Raz responded.

^^^^

“Admiral Shazi” Dartril greeted plesantly.

“Skip the formalities, you’re ex military?” She asked.

“Yes ma’am,” Dartril replied, “I heard a little rumour that it was you that finally stopped the Twilitians.”

“You mean you accessed the No Lights records and listened to my logs. That information was never released to the public,” Shazi responded cheekily.

“Nothing gets past you does it,” Dartril laughed.

“Not if I can help it,” Shazi smirked in response.

“So admiral, what it is you want?” he asked.

“Your crew,” she replied promptly.

“Pardon,” he blinked in surprise.

“You’re a bounty hunter, are you not?” Shazi asked.

“Yes I am.”

“Than I wish to hire you and your crew.” she said firmly.

“For how long?” he questioned.

“As long as necessary,” she replied simply.

“Shall we talk payment?” Dartril raised a questioning eyebrow.

“Very well then,”

[† Anras Rune]

naaawwwwwwwwwwww.....i wanted hanky panky....lol!

keep zem coming!

[† Talena Mae]

nawww too short!!! XD

[† Shazi]

Personal

Stardate 2011.249

I have hired captain Dartril and his crew of bounty hunters, the green falcons, to assist the U.P.P.E.

The captain himself is and interesting character. I find myself oddly attracted to him. However, there is little I can do about this. Sometimes, it gets lonely at the top.

With dreams of tearing out vocal cords, the U.P.P.E will prevail.

~Admiral Shazi

[† Talena Mae]

^.^; cute little log... when is the next chapter?

[lemmingllama]

Oh dear, I can see at least one chapter of this going in the mature realm

[† Shazi]

“So Captain, we’ve got a job?” Alex asked Dartril. Her cat, Sir Fluffies, was hanging onto her shoulder tightly as Alex almost jogged alongside her captain through the halls of the No Light.

Since the Admiral had hired the Green Falcons they’d been given access to the No Light and their own ship. Dartril was returning to the Osiris for some of his things

“That we do” he replied. Alex started to fall behind as Dartril walked to the cargo bay, he was a lot taller than Alex and had a much longer stride. Dartril managed to dodge a little girl who came flying around the corner, running through the halls.

Alex was not so fortunate.

“Sir Fluffies!” she cried as her cat lost grip on her shoulder and flew towards the little girl.

“Kitty!” she yelled and she caught Sir Fluffies.

“Amber,” Brigadier Mae called from the corner “Amber I told you not to run through the ship!”

“Sorry Mae” She pouted and patted Sir Fluffies.

“Is Sir Fluffies okay?” Alex asked and reached out for her cat.

“He’s okay” Amber handed sir Fluffies back to Alex reluctantly. Sir Fluffies climbed back onto Alex’s shoulder, back to safety.

“C’mon Amber” Mae said quickly and helped Amber up. “Captain,” She nodded to Dartril and left.

“You alright?” Dartril asked and helped Alex up.

“She liked Sir Fluffies” She smiled up and her captain. Dartril laughed and patted Alex’s head and led her down the corridors a little slower than before.

“After we check on doc, call the others to loot the scrap heap” Dartril told Alex “we’ll get the osiris back and running in no time”.

“Hunter and Lightfoot will make sure of that.” Alex agreed.

[† Talena Mae]

rofl! kitty goes flying, Amber gets in bubble and Dart goes to loot... ^.^ me likey the story~~

[† Shazi]

“Keep up with the No Light, match speed and course.” Ren ordered.

“Yes sir,” Irish replied “changing course to follow the No Light.

“You met with Shazi, how was it?” Random asked Ren.

“Interesting to say the least.’ he replied. “she certainly knows what she’s doing”

“You were on the No Light too sir. You know her command style.” Random shrugged.

“Ruthless to the enemy but she keeps her crew as close as family.” Ren nodded “The woman is like a sister to me”

“You and every other officer on the ship.” Random agreed.

“Estimated time of arrival to the concert, 2 hours” Irish reported.

“Thank you ensign”

^^^

“Hiya Doc!’Alex said brightly

“Greeting small human girl and cat” Doc replied. Alex giggled and jumped up on the bench and doc began to scan her vitals.

“Doc” Dartril nodded to him.

“Meatbag captain,” Doc replied

“What? Still no acknowledgement?” he complained.

“Meatbag captain stole the osiris from Lightfoot and the decommission yard.” doc replied.

“Suit yourself hologram.” he scoffed “I was going to see if you were alright, but if you’re gonna be like that I’ll just leave.” Dartril walked out.

“He has a crush on the Admiral lady” Alex giggled.

“What is a crush?” Doc asked

“He likes her” she whispered playfully and jumped down. “See you later doc!”she ran after Dartril.

[† Talena Mae]

ROFL! The Doc.... I wonder what name he will pick for himself ^.^

Good chapter Shazi ^.^

[† Ferocia Coutura]

*waits in suspense for honey to arrive*

This one is even funnier than the first

[† Shazi]

my apologies for the lack of banner....... i can't find my hard drive

~Love Mae

Chapter 8: Mister Bear and Ensign Kro

“You three sure are close” Yuri grinned to the bounty hunter at her bar.

“Been travelling with captain for a while,” Dark replied, “Right bear,” he smacked the hulking man next to him in the chest.

“Yeah, captain is nice” he smiled, “ He lets Alex keep Sir Fluffies”

“Sir Fluffies” Yuri asked

“The cat she always has with her.” Storm replied

“Oh yeah, he’s a cutie.” Yuri smiled at the memory of Alex wondering the corridors.

“I like sir fluffies” bear said and sipped his drink.

“Give us a round Yuri!” Iki called

“Yes sir,” she begun pouring drinks for the officers coming up to her bar.

“So you’re the bounty hunters?” Stuy asked and sat down at the bar

“Could we be anywhere else?” Storm replied, “everyone on this cruise has a uniform, including a little girl I saw running around”

“Cruise? This is a WARSHIP!” Kro slammed his fist on the bar.

“Didn’t admiral Shazi tell you to stay in your quarters?” Rune asked and Kro pondered for a second.

“Probably,” he shrugged and wondered away.

“The Admiral lady ordered him to his quarters?” Bear asked curiously.

“That guy is an accident waiting to happen,” Stuy shook his head.

“How so?” Dark asked, and as if to answer his question, the ship rocked violently.

“Why do I get the feeling one of the turbo lifts is busted” Iki facepalmed.

[† Talena Mae]

Kro broke the turbo lift!! Bad Kro XD

Is Amber getting under peoples feet now? hehe

Good chapter sis ^.^

[lemmingllama]

Still loving this. Keep up the good work!

[† Anras Rune]

im on the nolight...O.o

Ima bit confused, but looking forward to more! ^-^