† Talena Mae Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 (edited) Stolen from the forum site I lurk at:1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.5. How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?6. Was learning cursive really necessary?7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.10. Bad decisions make good stories.11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.14. “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this – ever.15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.17. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.20. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.21. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it.22. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.23. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.24. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?25. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!26. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?27. There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.28. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.29. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.30. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time! Edited October 7, 2012 by Emotional Outlet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Rabbit Jin Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Numbers 1,14, 21, and 24 all speak to me but number 27!!! is the one I have to deal with the most everyday!!! D: great list! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Anras Rune Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 i lold so hard when in read this in the morning...24 speaks to me in bounds, especially considering i live in a country that doesnt speak english!! 25, 28 and 30 all speak to me aswell, especially 30!! XP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† RazorDan Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 OMG! i lold so much! cba to say which ones apply to me, but a lot do lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seirachan Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 lol, last ones wrong, I rolled off the couch and hit the floor trying to find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† poetictragedy Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 I love this! It's so true! Pretty much all of them apply to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Talena Mae Posted November 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 i just re read it and lold so hard again XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmingllama Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 I laughed at these, can relate to a bunch.5. How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?This is actually easy if you attempt it with another person. 10. Bad decisions make good stories.This is a falsehood. It may start out as a bad decision, but if it makes a funny story then to us listeners it was a great decision!30. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!This is also a falsehood. Have you ever tried to hit snooze and ended up with the radio turning on blaring static? Thats me 3 out of 5 times I dont want to wake up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Talena Mae Posted November 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 My fav is: 27. There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.It happens to me so often it's like it is trying to tell me something XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarlaxle Posted November 24, 2011 Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 Seen this before, but it's still excellent stuff. >_> I can recall many Epic occurrences of number 22, haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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