Tax Time in Oklahoma.. No offense to those who actually live there..

[Koby]

A woman walks into an Oklahoma accountant's office, and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks,

"What is your occupation?"

"I'm a whore," she says.

The accountant, is somewhat taken aback and says,

"No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is!!"

Edited October 7, 2012 by Emotional Outlet

[Linoud]

.. XDD WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE?