Check your Dirty IQ!

[Dan Den]

Check your Dirty IQ!

Questions:

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

Answers:

1. a dentist

2. a wedding ring

3. peanut butter

4.chewing gum

5. an elevator

6. a nose

7. a newspaper boy

8. a glove

9. a crane

10. a toothbrush, of course!

Now Really! Just what were you thinking?

Edited October 7, 2012 by Emotional Outlet

[lemmingllama]

What would my IQ be if I understood both sides of it right off the bat? Though of course I thought of the dirty answers first

[Rohanroms]

cock, pussy, junk, cock, cock, cock, cock, pussy, cock, cock.

[† Emotional Outlet]

Haha, what. A vagina for number 8 doesn't sense with the first line. "I offer protection."

 

[Dark_Angel13]

Yeah my IQ is certainly dirty lol =P

[-Zero-]

well I failed miserably. I wonder whether having a dirty mind will benefit me in the future....hehe....

[godonizuka]

OMG and i thought i was a saint xD

feeling like taking a bath now lol
 

[xZulu]

im so going to hell

[Ruku]

ditto, seems I've got a very dirty mind. but hey some folks like that

[SammiePumpkin]

wat if i got them but i like the dirty answers more

[Dark-hunter]

totally and 100 % dirty 

[SammiePumpkin]

@darky *whisper* oh hush darky you dont get to let everyone one know *shhh*