Jokes?

[FISHY]

Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune?

A: They can't find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent blonde celebrity and a UFO?

A: Dunno, never seen either.

MODELS ON THOUGHT

"When I model I pretty much go blank. You can't think too much or it doesn't work."

Paulina Porizkova

CELEBS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

Mariah Carey

Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. The guitarist holds the bulb and the world revolves around him!

Edited October 7, 2012 by Emotional Outlet

[-PHXN- New001]

Pretty good ones XD

[Koby]

Hehehe.. nice dude. I liked the one about the ufo and smart blondes.. =P

[Dread]

Whats the definition of trust?

Canabalistic oral sex...

Santa is a guy you have to watch out for.

He comes once a year

Down my chimney

And in MY sock!

A man came into the pharmasist's to get something for his cough.

The pharmasist gave him something and told him to wait a few minutes.

Another pharmasist comes in soon after to see the man pressing his butt against the wall and asks "what'd you give him?". The 1st pharmasist replies "he said he had a cough so I gave him some laxitives". The 2nd pharmasist then says " you don't give someone a laxitive for a cough!!"

"You sure? Look at him, hes afraid to cough".