Koby Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 (edited) Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just aboutevery buttercup in the patch.All of a sudden.....POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done,you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life......As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!!!Then POOF!......she was gone!After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend,"Fred, where are you?"Fred yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows."Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T Swing Edited October 7, 2012 by Emotional Outlet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-PHXN- New001 Posted February 23, 2007 Report Share Posted February 23, 2007 LMAO.Thats a great one. If you made it, huge kudos to you.Ahh, made me smile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jynx-san Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 The is so awesome I can't stop laughing I so need to show this to my friends ^o^ *prints out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saya Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Good one! My friends got a kick out of it too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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