† poetictragedy Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivia Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† The Joker Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Chuck Noris died seveal years ago... Death just doesn't have the courage to tell him that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† poetictragedy Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivia Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that he is going to ask Chuck Norris for help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenSei Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idl12 Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 did you know that if you rearrange the name Kratos you get Chuck Norris? coincidence? I don't think so.(I actually made this up!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ウェンキ Leki Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 Rolf Chuck norris=Epic newb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellawin Posted May 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 chuck norris' tears can cure cancer but sadly chuck norris never cried... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivia Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellawin Posted August 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2010 Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManjyomeThunder Posted August 15, 2010 Report Share Posted August 15, 2010 Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands once. Now they are just called "The Islands".I really don't know if this was previous said. Too lazy to go back and look at the other pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellawin Posted August 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 death once had a near-chuck norris-experience... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redprophet19 Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 When playing Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, you do not collect two hundred dollers, you do get roundhouse kick in the face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meglad Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 When Chuck Norris crosses the street, cars look both ways for Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManjyomeThunder Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 Chuck Norris IS the other white meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero D. Ace Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 god didn't create the world.he just took credit for it when chuck norris did it and then flew away. jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManjyomeThunder Posted August 20, 2010 Report Share Posted August 20, 2010 There is no point in crying over spilled milk unless it's Chuck Norris' milk....then you're gonna die.I love Google. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vael Posted August 23, 2010 Report Share Posted August 23, 2010 chuck norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wantschuck norris doesn't sleep he waitsjust 2 of my favorites Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManjyomeThunder Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 Chuck Norris can watch 60 Minutes in 20 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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