nellawin Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 ok i'll start...Chuck Norris' Daughter lost her Virginity...Chuck Norris got it BACK... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† poetictragedy Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Why doesn't Chuck Norris have any chest hair?Because hair doesn't grow on steel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenSei Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daviddaman91 Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Chuck Norris got into a fight with a horse and uppercutted it.Its descendants are known as giraffes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VolvoKing Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Chuck Norris invented cheeseburgers by throwing a cow at a chain link fence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renzourin Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 did you know there was a cure for cancer? too bad chuck norris never cries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idl12 Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellawin Posted May 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos92 Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Chuck Norris burn't ants with a magnifying glass... At night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† poetictragedy Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idl12 Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets, because bullets dodge Chuck Norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† poetictragedy Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daviddaman91 Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.Haha I like that one.Chuck Norris' first job was a paper boy. There were no survivors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idl12 Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 Chuck Norris never wears a condom, there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† poetictragedy Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idl12 Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† poetictragedy Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daviddaman91 Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Ya'll are good at these. they make me lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† poetictragedy Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.All the ones I've posted are from here. I'm not that clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daviddaman91 Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 And here I was praising you for your creativity *shakes head* Haha I still love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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