† poetictragedy Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.Hey, they're still funny, so does it really matter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ma5K2 Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellawin Posted May 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 jean claude van damme once defeated chuck norris....juan claude van damme was awakened by a swift roundhouse kick to the face by chuck norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† poetictragedy Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellawin Posted May 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 chuck norris once went to the virgin islands...now there are referred to as the islands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† poetictragedy Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at a Burger King. And got one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos92 Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 If at first you don't succed... you are not chuck norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† poetictragedy Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lantern89 Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† poetictragedy Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is starting to worry about his drinking habit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warno Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 My favourite Chuck joke would have to be...Brokeback Mountain isn't just the name of a movie... It's also the the name of the pile of dead ninjas in Chuck Norris' front yard : ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivia Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† poetictragedy Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 That's a good one, Oblivia. XDFear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivia Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Hehehe, nice! I also liked this one.The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† poetictragedy Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivia Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† poetictragedy Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 Chuck Norris CAN in fact "raise the roof." And he can do it with one hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivia Posted May 25, 2010 Report Share Posted May 25, 2010 LOL Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Hehehe, i wish I can do that. ^.^Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellawin Posted May 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 the original name of the bible was chuck norris and friends... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nellawin Posted May 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 chuck norris is the reason why WALDO is HIDING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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