Jesus was...?

[Arthain]

This is meant to be taken as a joke, so i hope no one here takes it the wrong way.

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone "brother."

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure he was God.

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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with his meals.

3. He used olive oil.

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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.

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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was one at peace with nature.

2. He ate a lot of fish.

3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

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But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

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But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

3 And even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was work to do.

Edited October 7, 2012 by Emotional Outlet