The 7 Dwarves

[Arthain]

The 7 Dwarves are standing outside a convent. Happy knocks on the

door. A nun answers and says:

"Can I help you, my child?" Happy says:

"Are there any 3 foot nuns in this convent?" The nun is puzzled, and says:

"No, there are no 3 foot nuns in this convent." Happy thinks for a minute, then says:

"Are there any 3 foot nuns in this city?" The nun says:

"No, there are no 3 foot nuns in this city."

So Happy leaves and forms a huddle with the rest of the dwarves. Then a few minutes later, Doc leaves the huddle and goes and knocks on the door.

The same nun answers and says:

"What now?" Doc says:

"Ok, are there any 3 foot nuns in this state?" The nun says:

"No! There are no 3 foot nuns!" Doc thinks, then says:

"Are there any 3 foot nuns in this country?" The nun is starting to get mad, and says:

"NO! THERE ARE NO 3 FOOT NUNS!"

So Doc leaves and returns to the huddle. A few minutes later, Sleepy goes and knocks on the door. The same nun answers.

Sleepy says:

"Are there any 3 foot nuns on this continent?" The nun says:

"NO!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU??? THERE ARE NO 3 FOOT NUNS!!" Sleepy says:

"Are there any 3 foot nuns anywhere in the world?" The nun says:

"NO!!" and slams the door in this face.

Sleepy returns to the huddle, then a few minutes later, all the dwarves start running around laughing and chanting:

"DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN! DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN!"

Edited October 7, 2012 by Emotional Outlet