Home Remedies

[Koby]

Home Remedies

Some of these remedies are presently

being evaluated at Texas A&M, with field

testing in KY, OK, AR, & WV

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube,

don't panic. Simply pour a cup of

boiling water down your throat and

presto, the blockage will be almost

instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while

slicing vegetables by getting someone

else to hold them while you chop away.

3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs.

about lifting the toilet seat just by

using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers:

simply cut yourself and bleed for a few

minutes, thus reducing the pressure in

your veins. Remember to use an egg

timer.

5. A mouse trap placed on top of your

alarm clock will prevent you from

rolling over and going back to sleep

after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large

dose of laxatives. Then you will be

afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your

thumb with a hammer and you will forget

all about the toothache.

8.Sometimes, we just need to remember

what the rules of life really are:

In life, you only need two tools - WD-40

and Duct Tape.

If it doesn't move but should, use the

WD-40.

If it should not move and does, use the

duct tape.

9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until

you get to know them.

10. Never pass up an opportunity to go

to the bathroom.

Thought for the day:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES..... THEY

ARE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING... BUT

THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE

WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF

STAIRS.

Edited October 7, 2012 by Emotional Outlet