Humour

[FISHY]

Patient: Doctor, I think I'm a slice of bread.

Doctor: Then you'd better stop loafing around

Boy: I was at the zoo yesterday.

Girl: Which cage were you in?

Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells

Two explorers were lost in the Amazon jungle during Christmas. One of them suddenly stopped and said, "Shhh. I hear something."

"What do you hear?" asked the other explorer.

"Tarzan. He's singing 'Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells," replied the first explorer.

What's yellow and good at sums?

A banana with a calculator.

What's red and go up and down, up and down, up and down, up and down?

A tomato in a lift

Teacher: Adam, change the active voice to the passive: While I was cycling to school, I saw a dead man.

Adam: I saw a dead man cycling to school!

Edited October 7, 2012 by Emotional Outlet