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Shazi Order of Ambrosia

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Basically it's all the rare stuff that happens at my school. without any names of course. and yes, this stuff seriously did happen XD

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One day me and my 4 physics classmates stayed back after school to do a practise exam. Our physics teacher is nice enough to get us pizza and cola (pronounced colay as a joke by us.) he left us to do our work and let us know there was another bottle of cola in the fridge. Unfortunatly for us (or fortunate depending on how you look at it) he didn't specify WHICH fridge it was in.

Not really caring about that little detail, we went about the physics, drinking cola and eating pizza until we ran out of cola. So we head to the staff room to see if it was in the staff fridge... it was not. We head to the science room to see if it was in one of the two lab fridges... it was not. We go back to the staff room to make sure we didn't overlook it and discover a fridge we did not see before.

Thinking "it must be in there," we open the second staff fridge... it was not there either... but what we did find was something a little more interesting than cola. Within the second fridge was:

  • 3 casks of wine
  • 2 slanbs of beer
  • 2 slabs of UDL (Vodka and Softdrink)
  • and a price list for all the alcohol

the five of us all look at each other and laugh. We head back to the science room and get back to work. Our physics teacher comes back, grabs a slice of pizza and dissappears. He comes again back with the second bottle of cola and asks us, "why haven't you drank this yet,"

"Where was THAT" one of the boys asks.

"In the fridge" our teacher replies

"Which one?" one of the other boys asks. our teacher points to the back of the science room

"The lab assitants one out the back" he says.

The five us all turn around to look at the room and say that the same time...

"THERE'S ANOTHER FRIDGE BACK THERE???"

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Shazi Order of Ambrosia

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yup another one. some real rare stuff happens at my school, even though theres only 280 students (ranging from 5-18 years old.) again I didn't use any real names... and I actually can't remember the woman from the complany's name

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Not to long ago one of the boys decided to make a prank phone call.

At lunch he pulled out his mobile phone (cellphone) and dialed the number for a water tank company. he put the phone on loud speaker and shushed the year 12 class.

"Tankplanet this is Tania speaking."

"Yeah, um I'm looking for the biggest tank you've got?" he asked.

"We have a 1000 letre tank avaliable,"

"How much is that in millilitres?" he asked smugly. the woman faultered slightly.

"Uh, I'm not sure but it is 264 gallons," she replied

"I don't care much for gallons," he replied "Well you've been no help, I think i'll call shrubmans instead," he told the woman then hung up. The entire room cracked up laughing.

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still to this day one of the funniest moments of my life. i giggled uncontrollably while typing it too XD

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the girls and I were all sitting on the bus loop, eating our lunch and the boys were playing soccor on the grass just next to us.

They stopped their game to see who could kick the ball highest after three goes one of them decided to kick as hard as he could.

Upon kicking the ball he lurched his head forward, this movement put his face directly in the path of the soccor ball, which it inevitably collided with.

Five minutes later his face was completely red, save for the pattern left by the ball.

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omg this was a very funny day!

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It was lunch time on a cold miserable 15*C (59*F for all you Americans and others that use that tempriture system) day. After two days of rain, it was finally a clear day.

Us in year 10 decided that it was a good time to play footy (AFL not soccor.) One of the boys decided it's be a great idea to try one of those Grid Iron kicks and set the footy up to do so.

Just as he was about to kick the ball his foot got stuck in the mud and he fell face first into the ground, just passed where the footy still stood, waiting for him to kick.

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something to lighten my mood, coz i'm not a happy shazi today >=(

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So today we had a Physics after school class and so did the P.E students. our physics teacher bought 4 pizza's and bottles of cola instead of the usual 2. he set the four bottle on the table and then went went through some of his paper work.

One of the boys went to the front and started pouring drinks, inconspicuously he grabbed two of the cola bottles and handed them to me behind him. which i hid under my school skirt (which in case you're wondering, it goes down to my ankles. It's not one of those really short ones)

the teacher left the room to get some practise exams for us and came back and asked where the cola was. as you do we told him we had no idea so he went for a hunt around the room for them. he then left again and I handed them to the boys to hide somewhere else.

the teacher came back and i stood up to show him that I didn't have them and we then played a game of "you're getting warmer" with him. Leading him to all the wrong places XD

Finally he found them after deciding that listening to us was a bad idea.

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