A Horror Story

[Nero D. Ace]

It was a normal day. Nothing bad about it. Then again, nothing good about it, either.

I should have taken the day off. I should have called in sick. Made some excuse.

I should have just lied there in bed and fallen asleep again.

But, I didn't. And that was a BIG mistake.

Instead, i got up. I took a shower. I went to work. I sat at my booth.

Then, IT began.

A co-worker was hitting on one of the female interns.

I should have sat there and ignored them. I should have answered my girl-friend's e-mail. I should have called some one over.

But, i didn't. I went over there. I yelled at my co-worker for sexual harrassment. I got into a fight with him, a fist fight.

That was a BIGGER mistake. Then, HE came over.

The boss called us to his office. He sat us both down and yelled at ME for being too violent and threatened to fire me.

I should have stayed quiet. I should have taken the verbal abuse. I should have smiled and said “Sorry sir”.

But, i didn't. I lost my cool. I called him a leech excuse for a boss. I told him to stick it. I told him things i wish i could take back.

That was my BIGGEST mistake.

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They walked me through an underground tunnel. I had never known that the tunnel existed.

The boss didn't fire me. He condemned me to a worse fate.

The men in white who were leading me sat me down on a chair and handcuffed me to a computer desk. They then booted the computer and gave me my assignment.

When I heard it, my reaction was :-

“NO!!!!!! PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT THAT! I'M SORRY!!! I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN!!!! PLEASE ... LET ME GO!!!!!”

But they didn't listen. They just turned around and left.

And I ended up in the worst position possible. My task :- to edit Rens' posts and fix the grammar.

I've been here two months now and I think I may be able to leave in just 3 more years.

Edited October 16, 2012 by Emotional Outlet

[xTyranityx]

I love it, good humour

[† Talena Mae]

*tries not to laugh.... and fails*

Oh Sorry Ren, but it is funny ^.^

Good one Punner, do one about me next =D

[Nero D. Ace]

you want one too, mae?

allright, lol. let me see what i can do.

[† Shazi]

omg rofl! that was good punner, i like you're short stories, keep them coming

[Botzz]

Haha that's great Gave me a good laugh, thanks for that.