Man of the House

[Arthain]

The husband had just finished reading the book "Man of the House"

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife, pointing a finger in her face he said:

"From now on, i want you to know that i am the man of this house, and my word is the law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when im finished eating my meal, i expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me a bath so i can relax. And when im finished with my bath, guess whos going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife sweetly replied:

"The local funeral director would be my guess"

Edited October 7, 2012 by Emotional Outlet