† Shazi Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 A Real Man A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible. No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that.......Nevermind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero D. Ace Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 HAHAHA!i was wondering why you were writing this. then, i read the wine part. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezin King Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 im a real man and well i dont knowhat else to say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koby Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 A real man:XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Anras Rune Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 A real man:XDlol...koby a real man...never...XPi like it shazi...tis funny. my mum has something like this stuck to her fridge, XP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seirachan Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 lol wine. Is that really Koby or someone else lol. I was about to say I've never met a single man that does that XD I think it's a bit of a good thing though so we don't let ourselves go and stuff like that. If you tell a girl they are skinny all the time and they hear this all their life they will gain weight but when they think they are fat they will become skinny. It's a psychology thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BushidoSkeleton Posted April 14, 2011 Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. This is impossible. Most girls expect the impossible from men. FACT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Shazi Posted April 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 This is impossible. Most girls expect the impossible from men. FACT.i don't. i expect a man to be himself. this was just a silly little thing i found and thought i should share Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Den Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 A Real Man A real man is a woman's best friend. He willnever stand her up and never let her down.He will reassure her when she feels insecureand comfort her after a bad day.He will inspire her to do things she neverthought she could do, to live without fearand forget regret. He will enable her toexpress her deepest emotions and give in toher most intimate desires. He will make sureshe always feels as though she's the mostbeautiful woman in the room and will enableher to be the most confident, sexy,seductive, and invincible. No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that.......Nevermind.Damn you were describing me so perfectly until I got to the wine part then you made me show an emotion a real man never shows. *packer up Dan, a real man doesn't cry.but really nice joke, hope you don't mind if I share with my friends, they gonna get a kick out of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monad-Gnostis Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 What a real man would do is pick up the damn pace!lol jk wine will do that to you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Talena Mae Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 LOL that one is a good oneAnd @ seirachan: Yes that really is Koby <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Den Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 What a real man would do is pick up the damn pace!lol jk wine will do that to you...Hence why one night stands exist:dhh:But I doubt I'll ever take part in such an activity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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