Monad-Gnostis Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 Granted: but its only four episodes longI wish for a one night stand with the girl of my dreams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanodus Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 Granted, but just as you are about to kiss her, she tells you her darkest secret; she's a man.I wish for Manga authors/illustrators to visit Australia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuLake Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Granted, but they only visit for the kangaroos.I wish I could blow shit up with my mind. Like Michael Bay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero D. Ace Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Granted but you think of yourself and blow yourself up.I wish for the end of cheeseburgers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuLake Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Granted, but it's surrounded in a bunch of really weird prophecies and arbitrary dates. Also, that guy who failed the rapture is the guy making predictions, so don't hold your breath.I wish money literally grew on trees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero D. Ace Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 granted but now there's so much of it that it's value is well the same as that of dirt.I wish for a new jeep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
†Ferocia Coutura Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Granted, but it is a jeep with veeeeery low safety scores. Good luck.I wish for a glass of lemonade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trend Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Granted but its frozenI wish to FIRE ZEH MISSILES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinigami King Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Granted, but you're the target.I wish I had the biggest dick in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuLake Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Granted, but his name is Chad.I wish children weren't allowed in movie theaters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
†Ferocia Coutura Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Granted, but the seats were instead filled with loud, noisy black people who insist on eating fried chicken and screaming at everything in the movie that moves. (This has actually happened to me, and it isn't fun.)I wish for more socks. I always seem to lose all of my socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinigami King Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Granted, but they've all been made into sock puppetsI wish I owned a Death Note. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trend Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 granted but your name is written in itI wish I had flip flops that didn't flop when I flip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuLake Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Granted, but they were ridiculously overpriced.I wish people spontaneously burst out into dance numbers.PS, Prince, I salute you. I was truly hoping whoever replied next would mention black people. lolPSS, I hope that isn't taken as racist as it sounds now that I'm reading it. I have no problem with black people and have black friends. There, now the first PS doesn't sound nearly as racist in comparison to this one. Is there any worse thing to say than "I have black friends?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinigami King Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Granted, but they only occur in your bedroom, while your'e sleeping.I wish that , every single time Congress creates a bill that affects Kametsu's Anime D/L Section, that all of us anime loving members would directly go to the U.S. Congress to kick the ass of the one who proposed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
†Ferocia Coutura Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Granted, but then you get jumped by nasty gross Republicans!I wish for a mojito! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuLake Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Granted, but it's more mo and less jito.I wish I had a hammer that granted me all the powers of Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
†Ferocia Coutura Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Granted, but the hammer kills you in your sleep because you are unworthy of wielding it.I wish for tickets to nicki minaj! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinigami King Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 Granted, but the concert has already passedI wish for a remote that revives people, so I can kill Hitler & Bin Laden over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christoopher24 Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 Granted, but Hitler found the remote first and killed you over and over and and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...I wish to have 2,000,000 posts in this forum without having too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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