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Whoops, missed yesterday's. got a bit too involved with my gaming again hehe.

still, here's one today from a fellow comedian:

I’ve never been to an Al-Qaeda Christmas party, but I have seen the invites. No music, no dancing, but we promise the fastest game of pass the parcel you’ve ever seen. - Omid Djalili

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Got an oh so true quote today:

"If the earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off." NORMAN R AUGUSTINE

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Uh, I liked these ones:

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching

them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years

telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby"

has never tried it.

Funneh! xD

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