† The Joker Posted January 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 that was a low shot iki... I like it xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† The Joker Posted January 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 Whoops, missed yesterday's. got a bit too involved with my gaming again hehe.still, here's one today from a fellow comedian:I’ve never been to an Al-Qaeda Christmas party, but I have seen the invites. No music, no dancing, but we promise the fastest game of pass the parcel you’ve ever seen. - Omid Djalili Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero D. Ace Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 I’ve never been to an Al-Qaeda Christmas party, but I have seen the invites. No music, no dancing, but we promise the fastest game of pass the parcel you’ve ever seen. - Omid Djalililol, that is one parcel you definitely wanna stay the f*** away from.believe me ... i know ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† The Joker Posted January 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Time for an old quote now:who is the bigger fool? the fool, or the man who follows him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griffinheart Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 wow, that's a coincidence xD we talked about that quote in class today~ But yeah, the answer is pretty simple- the one who follows lol~ it's a really great quote in my opinion ^-^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shade_13 Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 if he follows him to whack him somewhere in a dark quiet place, then who knows... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† The Joker Posted January 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Got an oh so true quote today:"If the earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off." NORMAN R AUGUSTINE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Anras Rune Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Lol...so true, so true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† The Joker Posted January 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 And here's today's quote."Knowledge talks, wisdom listens" - unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† The Joker Posted January 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint you can on it - Danny Kaye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† The Joker Posted January 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty - Churchill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero D. Ace Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 now THAT is a good quote. kind of reminds me of the Naruto/Sasuke predicament. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manifesto Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty - ChurchillIts funny because we were discussing this and a similar quote in History class today...anyway nice quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† The Joker Posted January 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 wow... spooky huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivia Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Uh, I liked these ones:When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teachingthem to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 yearstelling them to sit down and shut-up.Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby"has never tried it.Funneh! xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† The Joker Posted January 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 lmao! awesome oby, I love them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† The Joker Posted January 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero D. Ace Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 yeah, but the day really rules when you're the pigeon.nothing pleasant than being able to shit on everyone. ahhh, good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† The Joker Posted January 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 A loss becomes a victory when you promise not to quit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero D. Ace Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 A loss becomes a victory when you promise not to quitamen to that. india just beat South Africa by a whooping ONE run! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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