Kam Stew: EO Plays the Sims

[† Emotional Outlet]

For those who aren't familiar, I just take pictures of the Sims as they go about their day and make unfunny comments about everything. It's about 80% free will--I'll lead them to specific lots, lock any wants they have, and occasionally direct them to take care of any pressing needs, but otherwise leave them to their own devices and let them build relationships on their own. Or destroy them, as the case may be.

 

My Current Set Up

 

No established relationships

Everyone is a young adult

Aging is turned off

Seasons and lunar cycles are set to their longest lengths

 

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A new day, a new save, a new neighbourhood. This is the perfect time to put together a bunch of random Sims and see what happens. Let's meet our cast.

 

Here we have Bernie and Kajo, representing me and Mink respectively. Our wings are great, respect.

 

This is Poetic, representing... herself. She is the only human and she is not pleased with this.

 

Mister Snips. He is a vampire and represents Dark_Angel13. He is literally dying as I take this picture of him.

 

Dreamcastor, representing herself. She is a witch and also unhappy, probably because she is standing next to a vampire who smells like burning.

 

Eric, standing in for Java. He is a werewolf and that happy expression on his face is just his way of reminding you that he can kill you at a moment's notice.

 

 

Okay, wow, this sucks. Let's build a house.

 

 

Perfect.

 

 

I'm not saying they're poor, or that the chairs are made of crates, or that the rug is literally a tarp.

 

 

Nor am I saying that we're all sleeping in the cheapest beds with the scratchy wool blankets.

 

 

Or that I seriously contemplated leaving out the fire alarm for the cash.

 

 

But I am saying dignity costs money.

 

And this cute mirror only cost one Simoleon!

 

The little floral nightlight is a nice touch, I'm glad I thought of it.

 

 

No one is capable of normal locomotion. To be fair, Mister Snips is being fried alive, so his super speed is more than warranted at this time.

 

Mister Snips, this is not a good use of your time.

 

"You aren't going to use your fairy magic to cheat, are you?"

 

Meanwhile, Mister Snips works it for the camera while Dreamcastor and Kajo beat each other senseless with pillows. Eric bonds with the Spongeputer.

 

"You're using tiny idols to wage war upon each other?"

 

 

"This is very racially charged, I can't say I'm impressed."

 

 

Real life fairies doing real life frolicking. They proceeded to do this for six hours straight.

 

 

Not to be outdone, Eric taps into his inner wolf. The Sponge stares deep into your soul.

 

Kajo is terrified in Eric's general direction. The Sponge continues to stare, peeling back the layers.

 

Poetic can't shake the feeling that maybe living with a bunch of supernatural folk wasn't the best of ideas.

 

At dinner, Kajo faints and we ignore him. "Where's the salad dressing?"

 

"I'm not saying you're terrifying, but I need to change my pants."

 

 

"I think the llama mascot is making lewd gestures at you, Poetic."

 

 

"JESUS."

 

"THIS IS LITERALLY AWFUL."

 

 

"I GUESS HE LEFT ALREADY."

 

That was horrifying. Let's go to bed now.

[lemmingllama]

"THIS IS LITERALLY AWFUL."

 

His breakdancing skills are off the charts!

[† Emotional Outlet]

He's quite the majestic creature. Probably studied at Juilliard, haha.

[DuLake]

I have no clue what's happening right now, but it kind of makes me want to take up the sims.

[† Emotional Outlet]

You can sign up to be a Sim in my game. ouo Pinkie is also doing one, haha.

 

The house can always use another mouth to feed, they literally have like 50 bucks to their name. It can only get better.

[DuLake]

Haha, I'll get right on that. At some point. I'm all about starving people.

[Dark_Angel13]

All I have to say is...MISTER SNIPS IS AWESOME!

[† Emotional Outlet]

Mister Snips awakes in a less than stellar mood. You vain jerk.

 

 

"Man, the ceiling looks great today."

 

 

"Whoa there, Fido. No need for violence."

 

"I AM NOT A DOG, WHELP."

 

 

"Sure react like one, though!"

 

 

Thank goodness we have Poetic, otherwise this house would be even more unlivable.

 

Dreamcastor works on making our home more sparkly.

 

 

"Stop talk-talk-talking that blah-blah-blah. "

 

"I do so appreciate your offer to sate my thirst."

 

Poetic wanted a washer and dryer, so as soon as any money was made, I immediately spent it.

 

Bernie ruminates on the failing state of the educational system while busting a move with Kajo.

 

"This is fun and frivolous! I am a carefree character!"

 

Never have I seen two people less interested in dancing together.

 

 

Dreamcastor turns the table on Mister Snips. She is having none of his crap tonight.

 

Guys, we've had the washer and dryer for less than a day. Are you serious right now?

 

 

"You drive a hard bargain, Mister Snips."

 

More like Poetic "Bust a Move" Tragedy.

 

"This is truly an enjoyable activity. Bellicose, but enjoyable."

 

 

Dreamcastor is not impressed with his insinuations about her wand activities.

 

Mister Snips? More like Mister Tsundere.

 

Moments later, he sheds his clothing and goes after his prey.

 

 

"What do you intend to do with that?"

 

"This is highly unplea--"

 

Mister Snips makes for a beautiful ice sculpture.

 

 

"No."

 

Eric thinks the composition of this sculpture is all wrong. Two thumbs down.

 

 

"This is entirely beneath me and my considerable talent."

 

Mister Snips should have worn a jacket.

 

"Bet you wish you weren't so allergic to the sun now, eh?"

 

"No matter, I shall have her yet."

[Dark_Angel13]

Mr snips got frozen... How horrible for him! Although he does seem to be fucking with ppl which is good

[† poetictragedy]

"No."

This was especially funny for some reason.

[Dark_Angel13]

 

 

"No."

 

This was especially funny for some reason.

 

More like especially DISTURBING! lol, bad mr snips!

[† Emotional Outlet]

Everyone is best friends already, can't you tell.

[Dark_Angel13]

Of course we can tell lol

[† Emotional Outlet]

Seriously, already?

 

Kajo insists there is something exciting on the ceiling. Mister Snips plays along.

 

"Excuse my allergies."

 

Kajo's head is now on fire.

 

 

Mister Snips is completely over the whole flooding thing.

 

"Oh wow! A real life zombie!"

 

 

Bernie is so excited to meet the undead, it's like Christmas up in here.

 

 

Mocking the zombie will definitely win you points.

 

 

At the very least it will confuse them and they will no longer pose a threat to you.

 

Money? More like immediately spend it on a television and video game system.

 

And add an extension to the house so there's a proper bedroom, but who cares.

 

Dreamcastor works on her latest masterpiece.

 

 

Is there any other way to fix a computer? I think not.

 

Mister Snips develops an unhealthy love for ice.

 

 

Whatever awful caterwauling you hear in your head, it probably sounds exactly like they did.

 

 

Poetic can't resist taking a quick grab. Mister Snips says all is going according to plan.

 

 

Are you shipping them yet?

 

This is my real OTP.

 

 

Dreamcastor fights fire with ice. It's super effective!

 

Mister Snips more like Mister Diva.

 

"Pay no mind to me, I'm simply maintaining my perfect physique."

 

Kajo heads out to the local magic store to read up on alchemy. Maybe he can find a love potion.

 

Mayhaps the shopkeeper will be able to help him.

 

 

Procreation Elixir--okay, close enough.

 

I don't really know how to caption this appropriately.

 

Mister Snips meanwhile continues to play the field.

 

At work, Poetic meets the possible love of her life. She jams a giant needle into his arm.

 

Vaccine or deadly cocktail? You decide.

 

 

The nice man with the leafy garland wonders about Poetic's medical credentials. I would too, did you see that stuff she was injecting people with?

 

Poetic is literally starving, your vaccines can wait until these chili fries are gone.

[Dark_Angel13]

Lol I love the next bit, can't to wait to see what else happens

[† Emotional Outlet]

This is currently my favourite picture of Mister Snips. o3o

[lemmingllama]

Mind if I ask where Eric went? He seems to have disappeared into the magical land of nowhere.

[† Emotional Outlet]

He exploded.

 

Basically he was about to lose his job because for some reason he kept sleeping through work hours, so I spent a lot of time personally directing him. Which means he wasn't doing anything interesting because I am a cruel taskmaster.

[Dark_Angel13]

This is currently my favourite picture of Mister Snips. o3o

 

He's like YEEEAAH!!! I'M AWESOME!

[† Emotional Outlet]

This is a good way to start today's session.

 

Positive interaction does happen in this household!

 

Looks like Mister Snips has a competitor for Top Diva.

 

Dreamcastor breaks the TV and walks away. She has work in the morning.

 

"We could simply restrain everyone in the household."

 

The logical follow-up to that is obviously fire.

 

 

This is how Mister Snips greets Poetic every morning.

 

 

This is every Friday afternoon.

 

Mister Tsundere doesn't appreciate Dreamcastor's approaches.

 

Tsuncastor doesn't appreciate Mister Snips's approaches. They proceeded to exchanged failed flirt attempts for the next two hours.

 

 

Guess which bed belongs to Poetic!

 

Speaking of, Poetic is completely done with Mister Snips's lack of decorum.

 

 

Grabbing from behind is no way to prove that you aren't a milky-eyed knave, Mister Snips.

 

 

"Show yourself, you bloodsucking cur!"

 

Poetic is thoroughly trounced. It's hard fighting vampires.

 

Guys, don't worry, Bernie will fix the TV with fairy magic.

 

 

Poetic and Bernie have a session of pastel physical training. It was kawaii.

 

Eric is tired of abiding by a cruel society's rules.

 

The ice cream truck judges him heavily.

 

 

The neighbours are calling the police right now.

 

Oh, it's nighttime now.

 

 

A werewolf keeps many tools at hand. You never know when you need to eviscerate someone with a wrench.

 

Let's leave Eric alone for now while he hunts.

 

They had a bit of money, so I spent it on making the living area look a different type of tacky.

 

 

Poetic strives to make any area, no matter how tacky, a classy place to read.

 

"I call this 'Kawaii Spectrum'. This is going to be big."
 

Every night is gaming night.

 

"Zombies? Come now, surely you jest."

 

I bought them a trampoline. I'm sure no harm can come of this pricey purchase.

 

 

Mister Snips wants to find romance, but he doesn't want people to know he is an Evil Vampire. This will have no negative repercussions whatsoever.