Kametsu - One Story, Four Writers

[† Anras Rune]

lol...i mean wtf?! im more confused now than ever...LMAO

btw if anyone wants to make ANRAS talk his font is called Fixedsys...just in case!

[Nero D. Ace]

i'll keep that in mind, rune. that's part of why i didn't give him any dialogues this time.

next up is shazi.

[† RazorDan]

wow lol, interesting change of direction, i was gonna have Razor be iki's friend lol. cant wait 4 shazi's

[Nero D. Ace]

well, we can do pretty much whatever we want with this. i just didn't think it natural for a thief to be friends with an army guy.

[† The Joker]

LMAO! epic chapter, pure humor!

[† Shazi]

Chapter 6 - Style?

“That?” random jerked his thumb at the Drakun.

“Damn you two are useless,” Shazi cocked her shotgun and aimed at it.

“Shazi I don’t think that’s-” Iki’s jaw dropped as he saw the damage counter appear.

“9999? how in the?” random demanded.

“Son of a whore!” Shazi cursed and threw her shotgun away. “That thing took me YEARS to customise right. Now I gotta start all over again.”

“Ahhh, so we’re having THAT kind of adventure” Iki laughed. Shazi stormed off towards premium city.

“Move it or lose” she shouted behind her.

“This could be bad for us” random said and followed Shazi.

"ANRAS has determined that following human designated: Shazi is the most intelligent course of action" ANRAS followed Shazi quickly

“I’m with them” Iki said.

“Aww hell, I just know this isn’t gonna end well” random muttered to himself.

MEANWHILE

“it’s okay everyone, we’ll be safe soon” Stuy cooed at the tank of ants he was carrying. “we shall get away and save the ant race from the fly’s tyranny!” he pumped his fist and nearly dropped the thank.

“I’m sorry friends!” he apologised and took the tank onto his personal ship.

BACK TO THE REAL PLOT!

“Shazi, do you really think picking up another shotgun is the right way to go?” random asked. Shazi lifted the nearest gun and shot right next to Random’s head

“Random, do you really think questioning me is the right way to go?” she asking mockingly

“Point taken” Random mumbled in defeat.

“THIS is what I’m talking about” Shazi lifted a large gun.

“Ah ma’am that’s just a prototype, you may want to put it down” the shop keeper said quietly. “it hasn’t even got a name yet.” Shazi glared at him

“Then i’ll just have to name it myself.” she threw him 2000 gil “Let’s roll boys” she smirked and left the store.

“what are you gonna call it Shazi?” Iki asked. Shazi aimed the gun at a wall and shot it.

“I think i’ll call it, the Floss Cannon 001” she said as she investigated the hole it left in the wall.

[† Anras Rune]

Chapter 7 - Cyberpunk

“I think i’ll call it, the Floss Cannon 001”

System Alert. Anti Material Weapon within lethal range. Hostile authentication process intiated... blurted out ANRAS at the firing of the Floss Cannon.

Shazi, who realised that she was pointing the barrel at ANRAS, tried to get out of the way, but to no avail. ANRAS pounced on the weapon and began to strip it down to its component parts, while Shazi screamed at the crazed machine.

Hostility confirmation complete. DATA analysis complete. said ANRAS after it had finished stripping the Floss Cannon.

Shazi pulled out a revolver the size of her arm and shot ANRAS in the general head area, or so she thought. Random and Iki both tried to stop her but were to late. ANRAS was on the floor sparking and smoking by the time they had reached her. Shazi was ranting at Random and Iki about how much the Cannon had cost her, the potential and yahda yahda yahda.

Meanwhile, inside the circuitry of ANRAS...

SYSTEM REBOOT . . . SYSTEM ERROR CONFIRMED . . . Missing/corrupted data purged. Starting system start up procedure 1,1,1. Begin Admin registration . . .

"Why the hell did you do that to ANRAS?" shouted Random, albeit in a cautious manner. You don't shout at someone who has a gun like a tree trunk, and not be cautious.

"IT, broke my gun! Look at what it did to the Floss Cannon!!" screamed Shazi in return, brandishing the revolver like a pointer, "IT, deserved to die!"

Shazi walked up to the pile of smoking metal and gave it a hard kick. She jolted back as ANRAS woke up again and began to fold out to full height.

Thank you for buying the Advanced Neo-Recreational Automated Storage unit, serial number 1330-1015-0164-5458-0907-9086, form one of our retailers around the Universe! This is a simple registration process to determine the onwer's identity and purpose for purchase.

"What the hell is this thing on about now!!!" screeched Shazi at the pair of equally dumb founded thieves.

"I think it wants you to tell it your name...I think?" replied Iki, who was staring at the gold pieces of electronics currently weaving themselves together again.

"It already knows that I'M Shazi-" began Shazi before being cut off.

Admin registration complete. Admin Username: Shazi. Emotional analysis complete. Porpose of purchase calculated. Defense Type 01 intiated . . .

ANRAS proceeded to change it's appearance, becoming more taller at first, then folding in on itself until it resembled a stocky spider-like contraption, with four thick legs and a strange hemisphere shaped top section made of a shiny semi clear red glass. It turned around and "looked" at Shazi, but due to the lack of eyeballs it was hard to tell.

Defense Type 01 conversion complete. Begin servant sub system procedures. What is your command, Shazi? questioned ANRAS after going through it's little metamorphisis.

"Emmm....errr...fix my gun!" said Shazi, taken aback by the sudden change.

ANRAS looked down at the remains of the Floss Cannon 001 and repaired them within seconds. It then started to fiddle around with it and replacing parts faster than the eye could see. After around a minute it stopped abruptly and handed the weapon to Shazi.

Shazi looked down the weapons sights and held the gun with a masterful precision. She looked at the pair, who nodded and then fired...

[Nero D. Ace]

LMAO! i did not see that coming. nice chap, anras.

[† Shazi]

awesome work rune! you are now mine to do with as i see fit! *laughs manaiclly*

[† RazorDan]

Chapter 8: Horror

Razor sighed as he entered his ship's holding bay. Stuy was a brilliant officer but he was very eccentric. He was too tired to chase down those two thieves from earlier. Walking towards the ships entrance, he froze.

He noticed that the maintenance crew were missing.

Frowning, he drew his pistol and cautiously entered the ship.

Suddenly, a figure lunged at him, with an inhumane scream that made his blood run cold. Without any hesitation, he shot it twice, right in it's head. The figure fell.

Examining it, Razor gasped. It was one of the mechanic, except the mechanic wasn't human at all. Not anymore. It looked a zombie right out of Hollywood.

It's skin was cracked and diseased and the body was covered with blood. Razor was a tough man but the sight made him feel sick.

He knew that something had gone wrong on his ship. Very wrong. He opened his communicator.

" HQ do you read me?"

" Yes Captain, loud and clear, what's the problem?"

" We have an extraterrestrial infection on the ship. Cordon off the area, I will find survivors and escape,"

" Extraterrestrials? Um, but, sir, its dangerous, please await further orders!"

" No can do. My men are in danger, I must aid them." replied Razor.

" Sir! Please wait for-"

" No! I will go in and scope the place out,"

" Wai-"

Razor cut the link. He recognised the form of that mechanic. It looked a lot like the inhabitants of Venus.

He entered the staff lounge, and swore. There were E.Ts everywhere and they looked at him hatefully.........

[Nero D. Ace]

Chapter 9 : Fantasy

“Stop chugging that sword around!”, Iki yelled at Random who was trying his best to drag the Buster Sword he had found stuck in the earth behind him.

“Hey! It's an Excalibur thingy! I pulled it out, so I am king!”, Random retorted.

The party had left Premium City and were on their way to Otaku Town, a place rumored to be filled with fanatics of all kind.

“What use is having a big-ass sword if you can't even lift it!”, Shazi said.

“Oh bite me.”, Random said, exasperated, following which ANRAS took a huge chunk out of Random's backside with it's mouth(?) and proceeded to recycle it.

“WHY YOU LITTLE MACHINE PIECE OF … !!!”

ANRAS stopped processing the material and spat(?) it out, a brand new pair of underpants.

“Recycling complete.”, he announced.

“Oh god!”, Iki fell down laughing. “I am loving this thing!”

Random hurriedly picked his underpants on.

“Why do I feel like i'm turning into the comic relief?”, he mumbled.

Suddenly, ANRAS spoke again - “WARNING! Unknown presence detected!”

Random frowned. “That's strange – Random encounters don't announce when they're gonna happen.”

Shazi brandished her new gun. “Oh crap! It's a boss battle … I think.”

“Hey Randy!”, Iki shouted. “Show em your true colors.”

Random nodded and began glowing in a white light.

“True … colors?”, Shazi asked. “What does that mean?”

“Keep watching.”, Iki said. “Randy's not a thief like me. In fact, he's actually a …”

“MIME POWER!!!”, Random stopped glowing and lifted the Buster Sword with ease.

“Mime?”, Shazi giggled. “You mean like those weirdos in France who like to pretend their trapped in an “invisible” wall?”

“NO DAMMIT!”, Random replied. “I … It's just … I mean … Oh whatever.”

“Unknown creature is here.”, ANRAS announced.

“Looks humanoid.”, Iki said from atop a cliff.

The world around them warped as they were taken to the battle zone – their opponent … a supposed enemy named 'Asch' and he was looking pissed.

“Oh …”, Iki laughed. “Just one guy. This'll be a piece of cake.”

Random sighed. “Why must you always do that?”

“Do what?”, Iki asked. “He's one guy. We'll take him down easy.”

Another million facepalms were heard as Asch stepped into view and they got a look at his level – 999.

“Ohhhhhhh crap.”

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For those not familiar with Final Fantasy

Mime : http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Mime

Buster Sword : http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Buster_Sword