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Favourite Simpsons quotes?


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"Go to bread."

"Ahoy-hoy."

Comic book guys "worst ever" phrase.

"Doh!" "Ooh!" "AH!" "Mmm..." "No beer or TV make Homer go something, something..."

Nelson's "HA! HA!"

Ms. Krabappel's "She's faking it", didn't get that joke until I was older.

 

Then we have this great exchange:

Marge: I want to see what's bothering Bart, but I'm afraid I'd be smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge. Admit it.

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"My names is Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old"

-Hans Moleman

 

"Hey. Hey! Hey! I have asked you nicely not to mangle my merchandise. You leave me no choice but to…ask you nicely again."

-Apu

(as Homer is opening every candy bar in his store trying to find the lucky ticket)

 

Homer: Oh, no! Lisa's gone! And nothing will bring her back! (Stroking his chin) Unless...
Lisa: Dad, I'm not dead!
Homer: Oh, praise God! You're alive! (Stroking his chin again) Unless...

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