I almost shoplifted the other day...

[jesuschrist538]

I feel really bad, I was at a clothing store the other day, but I'm really poor so I couldn't buy anything. I saw this really cute dress and so I grabbed it and brought it in the dressing room with me. It had these fairly long straps that go over your shoulders, so I got undressed in the dressing room and tied the straps really tight around my testicles. It actually hurt really bad, well before I left the store, I just couldn't bring myself to steal, even though I could have gotten away with it. So I went back into the dressing room and OH GOD! I tied it so tight around my testicles that I couldn't get it off, it took me a few minutes, and my testicles were turning purple due to lack of blood. I was so scared, but I finally managed to untie the strings that damn near managed to castrate me.

Has anyone here been in a similar situation? And what would you do if you walked into a the changing room and saw a guy with a dress tied around his family jewels so tight that it was cutting off circulation to his balls?

[lemmingllama]

Honestly, I dont know what to say to this... I can understand that you wanted to wear a dress, they are actually really comfortable. But why the hell were you tying a dress onto your testicles??? And how were you going to walk out of the store with the dress on your testicles??? I can understand fetishism, but this is one that I havent really seen before.

As to walking in and seeing a guy doing that, I would ignore them and go into a different dressing room

[Monad-Gnostis]

Ahem, yeah.. those kinda situations are terrible. But, it never happened to me that way. If I've ever seen anyone with a dress around their nutz, I would say... What the F*ck! then walk away like nothing ever happened. AHEM!*

[jesuschrist538]

Honestly, I dont know what to say to this... I can understand that you wanted to wear a dress, they are actually really comfortable. But why the hell were you tying a dress onto your testicles??? And how were you going to walk out of the store with the dress on your testicles??? I can understand fetishism, but this is one that I havent really seen before.

As to walking in and seeing a guy doing that, I would ignore them and go into a different dressing room

Why? It feels really good, I want to be hanged by my testicles someday with like a rope or something (assuming they won't rip off).

[† Mute point]

You're a very odd person... Why would you think that tying a dress to your testicles would be a good way to steal it? I can understand a guy wanting a dress, but I can think of several easier ways to get it.

[Trend]

What did I just read.....honestly, I think you should have just stolen it. Now some poor person is going to buy a dress previously wrapped around someones testies.

[jesuschrist538]

You're a very odd person... Why would you think that tying a dress to your testicles would be a good way to steal it? I can understand a guy wanting a dress, but I can think of several easier ways to get it.

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

You still haven't answered my question though, what would you do if you walked into a changing room and saw a guy with a dress tied around his testicles?

[† Emotional Outlet]

I have never been in this situation, and the last time I stole anything was when I was a kid and stole candy from a store. If I happened to walk into a dressing room and somehow ended up seeing a guy with a dress tied around his testicles, for whatever reason, I would likely just turn around and inform an employee of the shenanigans happening in the store. And then leave and go to another store until I feel less weirded out about being in that particular store. As Trend pointed out, I really don't want to think about wearing clothing that was once wrapped around some stranger's balls.

[Phoenix]

It really makes you think, what other things have people done to your clothes before you purchased them?

[jesuschrist538]

I have never been in this situation, and the last time I stole anything was when I was a kid and stole candy from a store. If I happened to walk into a dressing room and somehow ended up seeing a guy with a dress tied around his testicles, for whatever reason, I would likely just turn around and inform an employee of the shenanigans happening in the store. And then leave and go to another store until I feel less weirded out about being in that particular store. As Trend pointed out, I really don't want to think about wearing clothing that was once wrapped around some stranger's balls.

Why would you alert an employee?

[lemmingllama]

Why would you alert an employee?

Some people are offended when clothing is being wrapped around balls. You arent supposed to try on any clothing that will touch your genitals, so why would you be allowed to rub clothing on your genitals? Still, either way I would say that it would probably be easier if you just bought something and then did whatever to it.

[† Emotional Outlet]

The only way I could see such a scenario play out is if someone purposely left the door open to their dressing room or they are in the women's dressing area. A couple stores I go to keep the male and female dressing rooms separate, so seeing a male in the female dressing room would be cause for concern.

(But yes, I really don't want other people's genitals on my clothing, especially if I don't know them.)

[Basudeb]

It really makes you think, what other things have people done to your clothes before you purchased them?

That's why I wash every new bought cloth before wearing.

[Cauldraborn]

This was uh quite disturbing really.... I did laugh quite a bit with all the comments made however lmao

[zx0]

I think this has to be the most imaginative way to 'almost' shoplift.

Image the cops catching you and asking you why you stole the dress, that would have been awkward!

To be clear, you should go get psychiatric help. Buying a dress and doing whatever you want with it is fine, but don't involve other people without their consent in your fetishes. It can only and badly as someone is sure to report you tot he cops.

[seirachan]

Your either a troll or just I dunno.. as everyone said it's fine to wear a dress as a man but tieing it around your balls.... what? I am so confused. I had to read the other posts just to get what you said. I'm very sure there is another way to steal it without tieing around your balls... Just fold it up and put it on your pants or anything really.

Might as well stay on topic, I've never shoplifted or been tempted too. My brothers done it and gotten any with it but I could not handle being caught and even if I didn't it would be stuck in my head for the rest of my life.

as for seeing a guy doing that, thinking realistically I am a woman so he'd have to be in the womans changing room and didn't lock his door. Depending on the situation I'd alert the security that there was a creepy man in the girls change room or something. Cause now that I think about it seeing something like that isn't all that surprising in this town but chances are they are being disgusting creepers unlike you just stealing.

But lets say it was unisex change room and he didn't lock his door, I think I would just close the door and walk away trying to forget what I have seen. Thinking if hes in trouble, it's his own damn fault.

Edit: Oh yeah I should probably mention it's okay to have a fetish for tieing things around your balls but please don't do that in a public change room and tie clothes your not gonna buy and put them back after.

[† Mute point]

Dressing room doors have locks for a reason Most of the places I shop at lock automatically, and only open from the inside, or with a key from the outside. So the only way I could walk in on something like that, would be if the employee in charge didn't know the guy was in there, and the only way that happens is if they don't put one of those number tags on the door to say "This one has 3 things." Counted upon entry, and when you leave in an efficient and safe manner.

So, If I saw it, then the employee saw it, and that probably wouldn't end well for Mr dress stealing testicle choker.

And like others have said.. a lot of places have separate changing rooms for men and women. So there's another reason why that scenario wouldn't happen

[Kasoivc]

I have never been in this situation, and the last time I stole anything was when I was a kid and stole candy from a store. If I happened to walk into a dressing room and somehow ended up seeing a guy with a dress tied around his testicles, for whatever reason, I would likely just turn around and inform an employee of the shenanigans happening in the store. And then leave and go to another store until I feel less weirded out about being in that particular store. As Trend pointed out, I really don't want to think about wearing clothing that was once wrapped around some stranger's balls.

This would be my answer. Piggybacking off of what EO has already noted.