jobonline20 Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 I found this link on another forum when kametsu was down, so i thought i would share it here.It is a list of laws in anime compared to real life laws of physics. here is a preview of what you would find in the link, #1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, isthrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.* Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hitthe ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loudsounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrustequals constant velocity.#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger amechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objectsknown to human science. for the rest of the laws click on the link: 100 rules of anime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmingllama Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 Ah, why are some of these so true??? One of my favourites+#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them. (Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto [OVA] have a seemingly endless supply of willing girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot couldn’t get a date despite [or because of] their constant attempts.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BugGirl93 Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 #38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This isbecause they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously releasedat high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained inthe eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs areactually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes isbecause Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at theback of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweatgland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid. It explains so much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baka Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 haha I read these a few months ago!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylverx Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 Haha, that made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flamus Posted February 6, 2012 Report Share Posted February 6, 2012 This was quite amusing. I loled at quite a few of the rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanodus Posted February 6, 2012 Report Share Posted February 6, 2012 Couldn't stop laughing! Great find here, it was so funny xD I especially loved the rule about the large tear ducts and their massive eyes for the girls'. Hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowtheman Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 I have read this as well. Something I have noticed is some rules actually use legitimate animation techniques. #38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.This comes from the simple point that large eyes are easier for the animator to show intended emotions. That and the size makes them easier to see by the viewer making them pull away attention away from other facial points witch are harder to animate. Then again any time I see animes with the largest eye style tend to be the blow it out of proportion comedies any way. I don't know who the genius or madman who thought of this was but its some underestimated stuff. Things like (.....) or the vain that pops out of characters foreheads were just placed there to help convey emotion in a fun way. But let me tell you this stuff is all over and most don't even know it. Every one uses them now, even Disney and I don't think they even know were there from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trenchcoat dude Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 well, lets just say that the creators of anime liked to experiment and create stupid situations that defied reality, just like their dreams. of course thats how they got hentai, i guess:oh:. after all, WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY THINKING MAKING CREEPY SERIES INVOLVING TENTACLES!?!?!?. but in all seriousness here breaking the boundaries of reality is something we all wish for and no one can deny that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cake Posted February 12, 2012 Report Share Posted February 12, 2012 I read through each one saying "so true!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pjigga Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Sound pretty accurate! Will have to give 'em a read for a laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtabd Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Thats good stuff right there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metaltank Posted February 19, 2012 Report Share Posted February 19, 2012 If I ever make an anime I will break every single one of these rules. Of course, it will be very short cause the hero will probably die within the first ten minutes of the first episode. Or it will be very boring, as the hero will avoid any and all conflict so he won't have to break any of these rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fargone Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Hahahah... Thanks for the posting the link to the 100 Rules of Anime. I was wondering where "Mallet-space" came on on the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nano1360 Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 Kinda cool ! I never thought about it before! thanks for the post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screeechbud Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 My buddies and I would throw that in as a rule for Kings Cup sometimes. Listing anime laws.. but these ones are way more in depth. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pav Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 hmm i dident even know anime had rules, but then agian it makes me think how it would feel to live in an animated wordor if someone wanted to create anime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Lord Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 Wow, the amount of work that would have gone into that is impressive! I have yet to read all the rules but most of them so far I have loled at due to them being so true! For example:*#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will help him to cope in today’s societyTo many animes I have seen this rule in play and I gotta say the rules of the anime realm are indeed funny and interesting. I will have to read these 100 rules more in depth soon.Cheers for the list Job!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minigorbi Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 Cool list.Reminds me of another list I came across a couple of years ago: http://www.abcb.com/misc/latt_03.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solanki Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 can't stop laughing... this is geniuss.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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