Citizenmanman Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 Wish granted, you make millions of mistakes throughout the rest of your lifeI wish a ghost lived in me house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CecilRosaFF4 Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 wish granted . . . . . .but the ghost haunts you for the rest of your life i wish to make love to a beautiful woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizenmanman Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 Wish granted, you later find out that the beautiful woman was once a handsome man...I wish the U.S. economy wasn't sucking so bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CecilRosaFF4 Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 wish granted. . . .but the economy is brought back down by John McCain i wish to be a woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizenmanman Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 Wish granted, you are now a hideous womanI wish my D&D players weren't such slackers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CecilRosaFF4 Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 wish granted. . . . but somehow they lack and crash the game. i wish to have an ipod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maher23 Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 wish granted! but it will take you a few more years to be delivered to you.. traffic problems.. hehehei wish my band would be on the top finals!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badomen121211 Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 granted but half of the memebers of your band die in a tragic accident involving a large black man named tobie, 12 zombies, 600 sandwich baggies, a duck, and a LOT of vasoline imagine the possibilities. i wish that i was the supreme evil dictator overlord of the world that everyone loved and cherished and adored, or else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizenmanman Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 Granted, but you get cancer during your first year, and die a slow, and horrible death, that is, you would have, until the people heard of your sickness, they quickly dropped their forced love for you, stormed your fortress, and tore you limb from limb...I wish for a rainbow... that acts like a magical walkway to different planes for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badomen121211 Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 granted but this magical bridge has invisible holes in it and you fall through one fidning yourself in an alternate reality where everything is exactly the same except people are made of stone and they consider you a freak of nature and slowly stone you nearly to death with tiny pebbles and eat you alive. i want a pony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hirokaski Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 i wish i had the power to end all conflict between rival nations so we could all live a peacful life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badomen121211 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 granted and then the zombocolypse hits and everyone is eaten and because of their peaceful attitude they refuse to fight back because zombies arent violent they are merely acting on instinct making them the "real victims" of this scenario. you lose...i wish for my damn pony now! ^ ^^^^^^^^^^ ^ ^ ! ! !@@@@@@@@! ! ! ! ! ! ! ^ ! _ _ ! ! ! ! ! ^^! !^^! / / ! !_! @ !_! ! ! ! ! ! !@@@@@/ / ! ______ ! ! !^^^! ! ! / ! !______!! < ! ! ! !---------------! ! ! !- - - - - - ! !- - - - - -! < o o o o > < o o o o > - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizenmanman Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Wish granted... it rapes you... without lube...I wish I had the power to end all people who think war evil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badomen121211 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 wish granted- apocalypsei wish for a mint flavored candy cane that doubbles as a tactial sawn off shotgun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizenmanman Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Wish granted... your an idiot and blow your face off while eating it...I wish for the end of the world and all existence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badomen121211 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 wish granted everything stops existing but because of a clause in the wishing contract you signed with the devil you survive, the contract is contradictory because the devil stops existing which null and voids the contract and you are back where you started with everything existing and you lose your soul. i wish to own amrehlus soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magix1reaper Posted December 14, 2008 Report Share Posted December 14, 2008 Wish granted. Unfortunately he kills you because you have no control over him and he takes back his soul. =DI wish everybody had their significant other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badomen121211 Posted December 15, 2008 Report Share Posted December 15, 2008 granted but it turns out what you thought was your significant other turns out to be a horse. I wish for the zombocalypse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizenmanman Posted December 17, 2008 Report Share Posted December 17, 2008 Wish granted, you die early in the invasion, and your memory is kept alive be me, who stops the invasion, and uses your memory to become more popular and to seem more empathetic then I actually am.I wish for a virus/disease that I am immune to, but can spread to whomever I specifically wish it to be given to, and those people cannot spread it any further, and shortly after being infected, they die a horrible death. The virus/disease is also not able to be extracted from myself, or the victims and in any manner, and a cure will work only once, and has no effect on me, the source. If I am killed, the virus/disease becomes airborne, and is then HIGHLY infectious, spreading between people and animals up to 10 miles away (traveling at about 300 feet per second), at the same time, it mutates, and it's make-up is so completely altered that any cure that was made before, simply increases the effects of the virus/disease. After at least 100,000 people are infected, withing 4000 miles of each other, the virus/disease mutates once again, into a nuclear explosion. 50,000 megatons worth of boom.(Do I win?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ltrafael Posted March 12, 2011 Report Share Posted March 12, 2011 granted, but due to the zombocalypse earlier, you were the only person alive =/i wish the person below would grant my wish correctly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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