† The Joker Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 I hold in my possetion a ton of useless and random facts (it is me after all)I want to test your knowledge of all things, be it funny, or damn right disgusting. So here is the first:Name the most disgusting ingredient that is used in a cocktail, the drinks name, and the rhyme that goes with itLet the game begin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero D. Ace Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 uhhhh ... here's my guess since i never drink ...Ingredient : PissName : Piss N Chips?Rhyme : kiss or hiss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† The Joker Posted November 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 nope, wrong there Iki, good guess, but no. try again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Talena Mae Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 whiskey, tequila, vodka, V8, lemon juice and Baileys for the chance to taste a chunky, blood-red cup of grossness. “Bloody Tampon.” slutty manpon? xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† The Joker Posted November 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 LMAO! mae! good idea, but unfortunately wrong as well. try again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Talena Mae Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 mixing beer with milkHorse Jizzcourse wizz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† The Joker Posted November 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 nope, wrong again!Here's a hint to help:its part of the human body Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Talena Mae Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 clit water bloodClit surpriseSlit surmise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† The Joker Posted November 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 Nope, wrong again mae!Well... on the basis no=ones been able to work it out, here's the answer:The drink is called the SourToe cocktail, and as the name suggests, the ingredient is a human toe!The rhyme that goes with the drink goes like this. "You can drink it fast, you can drink it slow - but your lips have got to touch the toe"I will point out that the toe is not meant to be swallowed... however, several people have accidently done so - after the first was swallowed, a new one was donated - unfortunately for the drinkers, this toe had a massive corn on it. The drink is available in Canada, Dawson City, and was created by Captain Dick Stevenson after he found a pickled toe in a cabin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Talena Mae Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 OMG that is gross! XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† The Joker Posted November 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 yep! I would've been suprised if anyone had guessed it straight off.but interestingly enough, the drink is incredibly popular still, and many people go there to drink it just to say they've done it. Hell, they even have a display for 'used' toes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Talena Mae Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 that is... wrong... people... cutting off their toes... or even a cadavers toe... Ew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† The Joker Posted November 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 its mostly toes that would have to be amputated, though some have ben left in wills for the bar in questionAnyway, next question is this:A woman who visited South America spent some time in the rainforest. Upon her return home, she found she had bad pains in her ear - guess the cause! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Talena Mae Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 it was a strange bug or moth or something maybe even a cockroach that had gotten into her ear and laid its eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† The Joker Posted November 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 your close, but none of those animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Talena Mae Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 oh a spider? A spider laid its eggs in there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† The Joker Posted November 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 ding ding ding! we have a winner!Yes, the answer is a spider.While she was on holiday, a spider had crawled into her ear and become trapped. as time passed, it had begun eating away at the ear-drum, and began living in the Aural cavity. When surgery was performed to find the cause of her incredibly pain, the spider was removed, alive, and an egg sack had also been found. She had been able to hear the rustling sounds of the spider moving around in her head, but thought it was the pain making her hear things! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Talena Mae Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 *Shudders* ok I dont mind spiders... but I so would not want one there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† The Joker Posted November 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 okay... another question.A tapeworm lives inside the small intestines of animals and humans, eating the food they've eaten. How big can one grow in a human? (I'm not looking for the average size here btw) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Talena Mae Posted November 30, 2010 Report Share Posted November 30, 2010 I think it was about 20 m (around 66 feet)... I think =S(in a human) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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