† Mute point Posted November 9, 2012 Report Share Posted November 9, 2012 Cake is a good excuse for almost anything.I don't think it would work for illegal stuff though..."Why did you rob the bank?" "Because cake.""Why did you kill this man?" "Because cake."Just doesn't quite work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dae314 Posted November 9, 2012 Report Share Posted November 9, 2012 "Why'd you do it son? Why'd you have to go off and shoot all your classmates like that? Did you hate them? No, your file says that you had a very active and fulfilling social life. You were the star of your class; athletic, intelligent, and you have pretty good looks to boot. So why?" The old wooden chair grumbles as its dragged across the floor and turned around. Sitting backwards on the chair, the detective faces the suspect, "You don't have to be afraid of me. I'm not here to judge you. I just want to know the truth. I want to get inside your head. I want to know why you went crazy that day. What was it that brought you over the edge?" The two figures sit silently for a while suspended in a dull room filled with dust and a dim light. Then, the silent figure's mouth moves almost imperceptibly. The detective notices the slight change in atmosphere and leans forward to press his advantage, "what was that? I couldn't quite hear you.""Because cake," the suspect whispers in a voice that sounds like the crumpling of old paper.Unblinking, the detective slowly leans back and mumbles, "I see," so that only the suspect can hear. The chair sighs in relief as the detective stands up, picks up his coat, and leaves the suspect's dusty, dim world. Outside, the detective grabs his assistant, "we're leaving." Confused the detective's assistant follows doggedly."Sir, where are we going? Did you find anything out? Why'd he do it?" the assistant asks as the two wait for a cab.Quietly, the detective answers, "we're going to find the boy's lawyer; he's innocent, and I can prove it.""How?" the assistant presses, as a cab pulls up."Cake," the detective responds softly as he gets in behind his assistant and closes the cab door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Emotional Outlet Posted November 9, 2012 Report Share Posted November 9, 2012 Tangentially related.They're doing another Fionna and Cake episode. I'm pretty excited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dae314 Posted November 13, 2012 Report Share Posted November 13, 2012 Guess what guys? It's almost Thanksgiving! Woo day off. Also, why is Thanksgiving one word =/. I always try to spell it with 2 words >.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malyssa Rahl Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Because, cake.^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Angel13 Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 The cake is a lie though! -cries in the corner with a portal gun- Lies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dae314 Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 You just didn't look hard enough for it. LOOK HARDER!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolrawr Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 I do fine talking to compete strangers in the wild, but if they're in my house... INSTANT AWKWARD!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle_Dimetri Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 aced my maths test today. feeling like a boss right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Shazi Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 good job! it's always nice to know you've done well on a test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apocalypse_Pony Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 how long do u think we got untill the world comes to an end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Emotional Outlet Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 Well, I hope it waits until the end of NaNo at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Shazi Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 it certainly isn't going to end in december. i have been a long standing believer in the world decaying slowly instead of us coming to an apocalypse.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Emotional Outlet Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 I was sitting outside with my laptop in my roommate's lawn chair type thing, wrapped up in a scarf, gloves, and a blanket. I brought out some cat furniture with me so I can put my feet up. The cats were sitting on the furniture, doing whatever cats do. Then I see them run off into the apartment, so I was like, "Okay, whatevs" because I had my headphones on.And then I see Java walk by and he says something but I can't hear him and he keeps talking. So I take off my headphones and I ask what's going on. Then Java and my roommate both appear at the deck doors, asking me what's going on. They then went into the apartment and opened my roommate's window (it overlooks the deck). The cats jumped through the window a couple times before getting scared forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Shazi Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 the hell? cats are so crazy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VolvoKing Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 Hey everyone sorry that I haven't been on for a while. My computer is still not properly set up yet and the house is still a mess, and to top it all off I got called back to work which delays things even more. Hope to be back in business soon. Take care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Emotional Outlet Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 Are you still terraforming your house? Or was that the old one?Our apartment is in a constant state of mess. Much more so now that I am doing NaNo, haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malyssa Rahl Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 Replace "NaNo" with "pot" and you've got a guy I knew in highschool. I've come to realize that I would not be able to make a living as an author, I suck at writing by other people's schedules. If I can work at my own pace, I cando some good stuff, but as soon as I sit down and go "Okay, I have this deadline..." I've got nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Emotional Outlet Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 At our old apartment we suspected some of our neighbours partook in the ganja.You won't really have to work under another's schedule if you just do everything indie! The only thing that might not happen on your schedule would be someone else editing your stuff, but other than that, there's a lot to be said about self-publishing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malyssa Rahl Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 I've considered indie writing. And especially now that Amazon makes it so very easy to self publish, I may actually sit down and finish writing a book. I've got several good ideas running around, and a few in various stages of completion (some just outlines, some half finished, one that I'm in the process of editing before passing off to someone else for a review and proofreading. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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