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No I'm wide awake 4 Rip-It's and a red bull later I'm on my way to my next kidney stone. I'm trying to eliminate sleep from my day completely to get more work done. I'm down to only 5 hours of sleep a night. 1 more hour and I will truly be the next Mr. Scott.


 


is having a good day because something nice happened.


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Sure but before I do please remember that I did not start this and was drunk.



 



So my friend McCauley and I were at Gus's one night and this was a while ago like maybe hmm I wanna say April of 2010. And I walked outside with my Ginatonic and the bouncer is like "hey" (cause you can't bring your drink outside) "oh right" I says. Not wanting someone to drug me (because that's what people do when you leave your glass unattended) I took one long swig to finish it off and toss it on the bar and walk outside with my buddy. Now remember it's 0100 or something and I'm pretty shmammered. So I toss a cigarette in my mouth and light it with my last match. McCauley's like "Hey, can I get a smoke" and I'm like "sure." So I give him one and then we are both to drunk to realize I could just bump start his with mine so he see's these cougars smoking. So he walks over and asks this one if he can get a light. And she looks at him with this who are you look? And then says "Why don't you just rub two sticks together or something." My buddies a smartass he's also a drunk and leans in close to her and says "Your just an old bitch looking for some young dick." So she punches him. And I say "Ok let's go back inside" (cause I just want to defuse the situation and go back to drinking.) Well the bouncer heard us and he doesn't like what McCauley just said to this girl so he runs over and hurls him against this Jeep and start's screaming in his face. McCauley swings around and pop's this guy in the face knocks him out cold like he's literally snoring. Then like every bar in Jacksonville the bouncer's come crawling out of the woodworks so now's there like 4 of them and they all tackle my friend. And proceed to beat the shit out of him so I try pulling one off and I'm like "Hey it's cool we are going HOME!" And the dude I pull off is like "Oh, you wanna fight" and swings at me and trips and stumbles because he's been drinking to so I rear back and kick him right in the face (I felt bad about this later cause I could hear his nose cracking underneath my foot). Now they all want a piece of me so they climb off McCauley and this other guy literally tries to haymaker me and I dive down and punch him square in the balls. Then his other two friends wrestle me to the ground and proceed to beat the crap out of me. So I'm like in a ball on the sidewalk gettin my shit pushed in then the one pull's a knife and I'm like thinking "oh, now I'm fucked".  Then the bartender comes out and not realizing what's going on Mace's the bouncer's. So out of nowhere McCauley comes in for the save and pull's me up off the ground and is like dragging me cause they were just straight up kicking me in the chest and I feel like my insides are on fire. And he's like "Come on man we gotta go!" And I say to him "I hate you so much right now, why can't we just ever enjoy a drink it's always gotta be something?" So I role onto my other foot which feel's like shit cause I think the one dude stomped it and proceed to stumble down the sidewalk until we caught a cab to take us back to base. Then I made McCauley pay for it because it was his fault we got kicked out of Gus's for the second time in 4 month's.



 



is going to comment on my ridiculous story.


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