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Favourite Simpsons quotes?


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Australian dude: That's not a knife this is a knife. (Holds up spoon)


 


Lisa: That's a Spoon.


 


Australian Dude: I see you have played Knifey Spooney before!


 


Another episode from Treehouse of Horror when Homer goes back in time because he accidentally turns his toaster into a time machine.


 


Homer: Don't touch anything I'll touch whatever I feel Like AHHHH! (Beats the crap out of a giant Mosquito, kills a lizard and goes crazy)


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I think this is from King-sized Homer episode.

 

[Homer making a call but pushes several keys each time he attempts to dial a number]

Woman on Phone: The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.

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