Dark_Angel13 Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 (edited) Hey everyone! Most of us enjoy a good laugh so here's a place to basically post a joke, funny picture or w.e, get some laughs and move on. I plan to be posting 1 joke/picture etc a day or 2 if I feel like it. You can all feel free to post jokes want what not just don't spam this topic just to get posts up, it's not for that and that'l just get annoying. No real rules on this one, just try and keep it clean if you can, not everyone on here is an adult and there are woman on here too. Clearly I should't have to say no racist or sexist jokes, they may be funny to you but not others so avoid posting those.Laugh of the day! I've gone with an anime related oneHitler, Justin Bieber and Alucard go to Hell. They meet the devil sitting on his throne, he asks them why they're in Hell.Hitler: I killed 20 million people and caused a holocaustDevil: Good, sit to my rightBieber: I poisoned the world of music with my little faggy voice that irritates every normal person in the worldDevil: You're such an asshole, well done, sit to my left *looks at Alucard* And why are you here?Alucard: Get off my throne bitchlol Edited October 22, 2012 by Dark_Angel13 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Emotional Outlet Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 My dash gets filled with random memes and jokes get run into the ground. This image is relevant: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Angel13 Posted October 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 Lol I've seen the pokeballs one before, my gf showed me it, it's just so wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Emotional Outlet Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDiZOnzajNUThe comments, as usual, are also amusing, but only in small doses, lest you start getting angry. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Pie Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 (edited) Some of those starstrukk jokes are funny the first time though. like the one that goes nice legs daisy dukes make a man go DINKELBUUUUUUUUUUUURGalthough i just now discovered how the rest of that song goes u wu Edited October 25, 2012 by Loki 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Angel13 Posted October 26, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2012 Lol the 007 thing was good. I meant to post to this sooner but I was busy, here's a nice caption image for a laugh =)http://www.memecenter.com/fun/840892/feelsSometimes how it really feels lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Emotional Outlet Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 I get that feeling for pretty much everything I do.This video is hilarious and relevant to a conversation had about creepy dudes--I want to see someone try to tell someone they want to stick their tongue in someone's mind. And not be accused of being a zombie, haha.[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WH7b4QCPuXc 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Angel13 Posted October 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 Hahaha, that shit is creepy as fuck and the guys who said it's a good thing are sleazy as, I mean yeah maybe if it was a bit of a slutty girl who liked all that attention and shit then he has a point but NORMAL woman I don't think take kindly to someone going LET ME LICK YOUR LEGS! and shit. Glad not much of that goes on here, the most I've ever seen is in the city and occasionally if you're kissing someone on the street you'll get a sly comment or someone beeps their horn, this is just more proof American's are sick as fuck Aussies ftw on barely any sleazyness....(depending on where you go). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Emotional Outlet Posted October 29, 2012 Report Share Posted October 29, 2012 NYC in general is a pretty weird place in general--it's not like that elsewhere. When I go gallivanting around my current neighbourhood, people barely acknowledge me. It might be that I have bitch face (unsure because I am not always looking in the mirror) when I am trying to get places.I think I also somehow suffer bitch face on the Internet. I don't even know how. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Angel13 Posted October 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2012 Lol I suffer from Frowny face syndrome where I barely EVER smile lol so that comes out online sometimes too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Emotional Outlet Posted October 30, 2012 Report Share Posted October 30, 2012 #whitewhine #firstworldproblemsTips for hurricane preparation1. Fill a bathtub with water2. Gather candles, matches and non-perishable goods3. Bitch about everythingSome more here. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Posted October 30, 2012 Report Share Posted October 30, 2012 OMG! Seriously??? Someone who wants a freaking hurricane.LOL! Anyways...this joke I got was recently told to me by my computer repair guy...Q: Who does a dyslexic devil worshiper sell their soul to?A: Santa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Angel13 Posted October 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2012 Lol nice work, Santa Satan, I get it =). Also who the fuck wishes for a hurricane, I mean okay I fucking love storms and rain so I'd wish for that but I'm not gonna go OH COME ON, I WANT A STORM THAT CAN FUCKING KILL PEOPLE ALREADY! WHAT A LET DOWN....Furthur proof some Americans are just plain stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Emotional Outlet Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 People are dumb everywhere. The US doesn't really have a patent or anything on it, haha.A summary of Naruto done by someone who hasn't watched more than half an episode.tb h i dont really know what this show is even about besides people throwing ninja magic at each other 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Emotional Outlet Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4pBMOemTZ0My favourite is the country one. If you've never seen the commercial or heard the original jingle, it's the first one she does. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanco Posted December 12, 2012 Report Share Posted December 12, 2012 Heheheheheheheheh! Boobs~! Heheheheheheheh. x 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Angel13 Posted December 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2012 No offense but he is right about americans haha 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickthePwn3r Posted December 12, 2012 Report Share Posted December 12, 2012 Yes, when you meet a stupid american, the very second they open there mouth you can tell they are retarded. This is why I stay away from mouth breathers (people that breath through their mouth all day long) Cause that is unbelievably anoying and stupid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Emotional Outlet Posted December 12, 2012 Report Share Posted December 12, 2012 That is also how I enjoy my Wii. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Angel13 Posted December 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2012 Lol that's hilarious EO, the guy with the psp vita is kinda scary lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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