Krogothwolf Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 Oh Kametsu, Oh dear Kametsu, Kro was lost without you, Kro didn't know what he would do, he felt alone and confused.Kro wasn't sure what to do, Kro just didn't know. Kro stared at the screen with anguish and torment, wonder, dear god, my favourite forum is down. He felt like crying just a slight bit, but stuck out his chin and went "NO! Kro will be strong! Kro will not break down and cry!" So Kro began to think of things to do, he took a look outside, and sighed. It was chilly outside, but not chilly enough for ice skating outside, as there was no snow or ice. It was only -5 after all. Kro then looked at his now working PS3 and realized he had beaten up many a thugs in batman and needed something new to beat up! Kro thought for a minute, or two, or eight. Well he really thought for about an hour or so on what do, while munching on doritos and watching The Big Bang Theory. Kro has realized he is impatiently waiting for the Star Wars MMO, impatiently, and after 2 hours of reading up on it realized he was really quite sad reading up on a game not yet to be released. Oh what a sad day it was, so Kro decided he wanted to do something outside, even if it was chilly, and a little late. So he got up put the leash on his pug of a dog named ginny and ventured out into the night for excitement and fun. He left the house with a kick in his step and a joy in his heart! Not remembering his night vision is the pits, he was looking at the sky and the twinkling lights as he walked towards oblivion for his foot. Oh, it was a clear night to be sure, as the moon was bright, the northern nights were visible, the little drop into a nice little ditch just before him. Kro was oblivious to his surroundings, walking along staring at pretty lights, when he went one step to far and went down like little cliff thingy like a rock. Ginny was much smarter then kro and backed up and luckily Kro let go of the leash as he fell to his doom!Well, it wasn't really doom, but it was doom for his foot, as there was a stupid drain at the bottom, which his foot got stuck in and snap! Broke it went. Kro screamed in pain, oh how he did, and then, dragged himself up the cliffy thing after getting his foot out, and then to his dog who sat there, wagging her little tail, and dragged himself home to put her in, which was harder then he thought. Ginny was overly excited for some strange reason, some strange reason indeed. Now after all that fun, plus the taking a bus to the hospital(Kro is a cheapskate, no cab for him! Not when he has a bus pass!). The nurse he dealt with was quite nice, till she started laughing at Kro's tale of woe, then she wasn't as nice Kro thought, the doctor was no better! Told Kro to stop staring at pretty lights he did! So after the meds, the cast and the bus ride back(Cheapskate Kro for the win!) Kro returned home, sad.Now, Kro did not know what to do! Unable to walk much, unable to move much, so went back to beating up Thugs in Batman, and playing some football, that was how Kro spent his first day of No Kametsu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Shazi Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 i think kametsu should never go down again. next time kro might break his neck XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esalena Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 What happened for the remainder of the time Kro? How long do you have to have the cast on? Will you continue to stare at pretty lights? So many questions your story has brought up in my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malyssa Rahl Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 Can you go even a week without hurting yourself somehow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroPenguins Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 Not to be mean, but shouldn't this go in the Art and Literature section of the forums? Lol yeah nice little story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malyssa Rahl Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 Art/literature would be the place, if it weren't a true story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmingllama Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 Kro, you are awesome. Sorry about your foot, but at least Kametsu is back up and hopefully here to stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krogothwolf Posted November 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 It's been 2 weeks Mal, 2!!! Wooh!!! But not normally no.And I don't really think it belongs in Art and Lit because all I did was make what I did more interesting sounding then saying."After coming home and seeing Kametsu down, thought about what to do that didn't involve batman. Took my dog out after thinking that over for a bit, fell down a ditch and got my foot stuck in a drain thing. That caused me to break my foot and after a trip to the hospital decided to just beat up on thugs in batman." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rezin King Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 I personally killed some people smoked some meth got some stds watched some sodas explode all while in the comfort of my room in the wonderful world of video games lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krogothwolf Posted November 11, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 Day 2 of Lack of Forumage.Now Kro, a brave adventurer whom has injured himself in his first day he decided that hobbling around with a cast on, that regretfully he needed to keep on for a few days before upgrading to a walking boot. Kro decided that perhaps a day of relaxation that would result in limited pain. Kro forced himself down the stairs by deftly hobbling on the railings, as he did so he thought to himself that not having a bathroom on the mainfloor is going to make the day long indeed. A thought of adult diapers did cross his mind but he dismissed at as far to smelly. Now, after much thinking, he decided organizing and planning out his Warhammer Dwarf, Empire and Lizard armies and Warhammer 40k Blood Angel and Tau armies before the football came on. He thought this was a much greater goal then beating up thugs aimlessly in his now completed Batman game. So, he then hobbles his way to the basement and realizes shortly, as he stares at the pretty lights on the ceiling from his back that perhaps this was not as good idea as he thought. After an hour of added pain he finally crawled his way up the stairs back to the main floor and decided, once again, thug beating was much more rewarding. Before Kro could get any farther though, he looked at Ginny and sighed. He realized that he needed to take her out for her morning bathroom walk. With a sigh and a realization that the icy sidewalk while trying to walk a dog was a recipe for disaster. Thus, Kro tied the leash to his crutches, not the brightest idea he would soon find out, but it seemed like such a brilliant idea. As Kro crutched himself along, he smacked Ginny a couple times, causing the dog to look at him like he was crazy. Then in an idea of pure evil overcame Ginny, while in a delicate place of a little bit of iciness as Kro was navigating it gingerly, Ginny decided to run forward a bit, pulling the Crutch forward. Kro was unprepared, his good foot shot forward and he tumbled backwards. Pain and agony accompanied Kro once again, as his pug decided to lick his face in an idea of pure torture on Kro.Eventually, Kro got his dog to go to the bathroom and returned home, collapsed onto his couch and complemented hiring a nanny for himself for his pain was great. But nay, Kro just decided, once the pain went away, then decided to watch the football for the rest of the day as all those little things took up most of his morning surprisingly. As the time passed Kro relished in his relaxation......untill Ginny whined and Kro realized that it was time for her final bathroom walk for the dog. Now in Kro's defense, his brain wasn't exactly thinking at this point, he had such a rough day he thought nothing could get worse. So he tried hoping along to the park for his poor dog. Hoping it seems in the end, was an even worse idea then tying the leash to his crutch, as Kro bailed fairly quickly this time, once more sending pain into his back. Kro lay there in the dark for a bit, till he decided that since he couldn't really walk, he'd just scootch along his butt to the park instead of walking. This was a much less painful mode of traveling in the end, though Kro is sure he looked like an idiot doing it but, his back was truly thankful he did so. In the end, Kro and Ginny completed the bathroom break and returned home, ready for bed before tomorrow, which would prove to be a greater challenge then Kro imagined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmingllama Posted November 11, 2011 Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 Kro, you are a god of writing. And I think you should be the Muguiver of bad ideas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
→Speed← Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 i think kametsu should never go down again. next time kro might break his neck XDRofl Shazi don't you wish what I just quoted didn't happen? I hope Kro didn't break his neck... LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroPenguins Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 Yeah it went down for too long, hope he didn't >.> LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrumRoll Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 I joined Nihonomaru. Now my eyes hurt.I'll stick with kametsu, all the other sites are a tad too convoluted for my tastes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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