Krogothwolf Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHToday was totally Argggggh, you wanna know why? Kro will tell you why. Kro was patiently waiting for the train to go to work when some idiot dude, who probably doesn't have a brain in his head, anyways this idiot comes running toward the train because it was getting ready to leave and sticks his hand in the closing door to stop it from closing and then, forcefully opens the door. Kro needs to mention that the train comes every 5 minutes at this time of the day, so he forces the door open. The door, which needs to close for the train to go chug chug choo choo away, doesn't close as the guy pushes his way into the now crowded train. The door is now broken, because some guy was impatient and couldn't wait. Totally lame. So they had to shut down the track on that side for a while and it delayed the trains by about a half hour, all because some moron couldn't wait 5 minutes. Kro had murder in his heart right then.Okay so that made Kro late for work, which wasn't bad, except the Managing Partner for the office(Kro works in a large accountancy firm now) was having problems that morning and majorly stressed out and took that out on Kro. Kro grunted and then left only to realize that during that time, the server crashed due to morons at head office where troubleshooting something that was working fine. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHLunch rolls around and everything is working great, really it is, now, eventually. So Kro goes for lunch. During his lovely lunch, Some moron, who was drinking. Who the freak drinks at noon? Seriously! On a thursday! Anyways, Mr. Alky, lets call him Alky, was drunk, wasted, sloshed, you name it he was it, and had alcohol in his hand. Now Alky noticed a couple cops walking downtown, so Alky in his infinite wisdom, decided to get ride of his booze. You wanna know how Alky gets rid of his booze, by throwing it and lumbering away in a drunk lurch. Wanna know where he threw it? AT KRO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH, Now Kro smelled like booze the rest of the day. Which blew chunks, so he hung out in the server room so no one could smell him.Well for the next adventure of the day, work day is now over, Kro is waiting for train to go home and Kro manages to get confronted by a "MAN OF GOD!" as he so proclaimed himself, who started yelling at Kro for being a sinner and a bad man because he smelled of the sauce. Kro had never done anything to MAN OF GOD and took offense to being called a sinner by a stranger, not that he was really arguing about being a sinner or a bad man, but Kro's day was really crappy and he snapped. So Kro took his stupid book and sign mr MAN OF GOD! had broke the thing over his knee and threw the book into the water and told him God told me to do that cause you suck the pole. Then walked away before breaking the MAN OF GOD's nose, and other parts of body. SERIOUSLY STUPID DAY, and when Kro got home, HIS FREAKING PS3 WASN'T FUNCTIONING!!!!! KRO JUST WANTS TO PLAY SOME BATMAN AND BEAT UP INMATES!!! YOU JERK OF A MACHINE!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Talena Mae Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Oh my, poor poor Krog (sorry but I could not help but laugh at most of this) Things will get better.... ROFL!!! I am so sorry but this shit is funny as XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esalena Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Well your bad day sounds far worse then any of my recent bad ones, but I love the way you tell it Kro so Kudos to you man! Hopefully tomorrow will be entertaining in a good way. Cheering you on~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seirachan Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Always make the worst days sound funny to cheer yourself up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
† Mute point Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 "God told me to do that cause you suck the pole." That part right there made me go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seirachan Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 I just read this to my mom even saying all the ARRRGGGGHHH's and I read it right properly. I hope that made my moms day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmingllama Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 You sir, should start an angry day story in the literature section. This is absolute gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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