Loyal Wolf Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 I just like the news feed I am getting. Top notch news people: 14 year old girl gets punished for prank 911 calls. Jesus Christ! What has the world come to, what is the next news going to be? Dennis pranked his neighbor Mr. Wilson by putting a bag full a feces on fire in front of his door and naughtily ringing the bell. Mr. Wilson, all ruffled stomped on the bag, not knowing their was feces in the bag. The poor man was in shock and is still recovering from it. Dennis the Menace is being punished at the moment by his mother. He will be grounded for an entire day! It's news people, believe me! Next, can you believe dogs are doing their business all over the streets and nobody is doing anything about it? THE HORROR!!!! Tune in for more!!!! Advertisement!!!! LOG! LOG! LOG! LOG! LOG! LOG! I love my LOG! You can sit on it, kick it, look at it, and do absolutely nothing with it, it's absolutely amazing. Sold out everywhere! Buy it now! LOG! LOG! LOG! LOG! I hope you guys get the references. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loyal Wolf Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, DabDeity710 said: *puts military dynamite in the toilet* Pregnant lady going to the bathroom... She is like, what is that ticking sound? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loyal Wolf Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 OMG, it goes from the 14 year old girl news to - Major advancement made in the war against ISIS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dab is a Cunt Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 5 minutes ago, Loyal Wolf said: 14 year old girl gets punished for prank 911 calls. At least we have the freedom to say "Bush did 911" but when we make a prank call, THAT'S CROSSING THE LINE!!! It's all part of Trump's plan to abolish the first amendment not only so he can go fascist mode on anyone who has the gall to criticize him, but so he can also call the right ot bear arms "the real first amendment" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dab is a Cunt Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 Shit I have to delete stuff to get space back cuz Darkshadow was super cool enuff to send me remuxes of the Justice League series Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nabull Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 5 minutes ago, DabDeity710 said: Shit I have to delete stuff to get space back cuz Darkshadow was super cool enuff to send me remuxes of the Justice League series Delete all the hentai that should clear a LOT of space Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dab is a Cunt Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 Just now, Nabull said: Delete all the hentai that should clear a LOT of space Image files are tiny, even with 4k resolutions. Besides all my yuri and pin up stuff is on my laptop's internal hard drive which I only use for pictures and music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dab is a Cunt Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 One of my favorite times to get stoned was seconds before eating, now that I can't smoke I have to eat homemade brownies just to get stoned. Kinda sucks that I have to eat a chocolate brownie to make food taste better. I gotta look into making weed waffles since I hate having to eat all these brownies all the fucking time. It should work out incredibly well since waffles are just eggs, milk and butter; in fact it might even be more pot friendly than brownies are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dab is a Cunt Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 I look up an album (put *artist name followed by album name* 320 into the search bar and one of the first hits is a blogspot page with a zippyshare link and it's 256kbps, why the fuck is that one of the top hits with 320 in the search bar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dab is a Cunt Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 2 recent studies have the nerve to say drinking coffee extends your life. Yea caffeine a drug with no health benefits at all extends your life, ok. What's next? Meth makes you live longer too? Who the hell conducts these studies? Starbucks? I've drank caffeine in all forms on basically a daily basis since 7th grade, I will be the first to tell you the shit's bound to shorten your life like any other drug that isn't weed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dab is a Cunt Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 (edited) Bad parents are the true scum of the Earth. Even Donald Trump takes care of his children (damn good care might I add) Edited July 11, 2017 by DabDeity710 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dab is a Cunt Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 (edited) Garlic's fucked up cuz it gets stuck inside your lungs so not even brushing your teeth does anything. Onions are the same but I hate onions to death so that's pretty irrelevant to me. God every little fucking thing is pissing me off right now. I can't stand it when my dad says don't fret over little shit. Everything that actually matters in my life is beyond fucked (a lot of which he himself is responsible for) the little things are the only thing in life I have to look forward to now it's the only shit in my life that has so much as a possibility of going my way. Edited July 11, 2017 by DabDeity710 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nabull Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 2 hours ago, DabDeity710 said: Bad parents are the true scum of the Earth. Even Donald Trump takes care of his children (damn good care might I add) Did something happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dab is a Cunt Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 11 minutes ago, Nabull said: Did something happen? I mean my dad's been pissing me off A LOT lately but I was thinking about my mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dab is a Cunt Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 I'm so fucking fed up with everyone in real life I wish they'd all just disappear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dab is a Cunt Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 You would think New York would be one of the most visited places to play for a touring artists but nobody ever comes here. Even Madison Square fucking Garden only books artists from the 60s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nabull Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 34 minutes ago, DabDeity710 said: I'm so fucking fed up with everyone in real life I wish they'd all just disappear Why don't you? Move to some other place 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loyal Wolf Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 36 minutes ago, DabDeity710 said: I'm so fucking fed up with everyone in real life I wish they'd all just disappear I feel you man. All I can say is that it fucking sucks! Hang in there buddy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dab is a Cunt Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, Nabull said: Why don't you? Move to some other place My dad can't afford to I've been telling him for months I wanna get as far away from here as I can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loyal Wolf Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 Just now, DabDeity710 said: My dad can't afford to I've been telling him for months I wanna get as far away from here as I can I have moved, it just moves the problem my friend. Sorry to say, people never change. There are good people out there, just finding them is like almost impossible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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