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I found this picture of an advertisement by a person looking for an apartment, the advertisement is not the one that is funny but the reply was hilarious. how would you reply to it.

here is the picture:

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i just typed it out so you can read it properly.

"Hello everyone. I am a chinese girl. I want to find a partner who has his own apartment. It means that i want somewhere to live but not for rent. I just like to live there with him and such as sex parter or something more. i can do very well chinese food and maybe we can become very good friend. But I will not talk anything about the word "love". If you are interest, give me a email to jinan630@gmail.com, with your photo is the best. :)"

so, how would you reply to this advertisement. post your reply before looking in the spoiler.

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I just. Craigslist scares me, haha. I'm sure there are some legitimate things on it, but.

Here's a link to twenty of weird ads from there. I like the clown one, haha. "He doesn't even need to socialize with anyone, just drink." And the pasta and "I have a huge bathroom" ones? Holy cow, haha.

For all you Canadians here:

15) Disgruntled American seeks Canadian for political asylum, maybe more

"Are you a lonely, possibly desperate Canadian woman aged 18-50? Tired of trying to find a good man among your flannel clad, Labatt's drinking, moose hunting country men? Willing to take in an American who is fed up with his country? Then I'm the guy for you! Maybe you're a bit overweight or suffer from "Lifelong Ugly Duckling" syndrome. I don't care."

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"mutual touching and stuff", and you still don't know "why",

atlast i found an innocent girl on the internet.

@E.O: that was funny, i'll find another one to post

HAHAHAHAHA No~ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I get it XD it's just that I don't get WHY IT HAPPENS XD Why do people have no shame for asking such a thing XD

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"You should be attractive, but I am open to different ages and body types." Is that really for her son ? (dun think so XD)

"I will not participate." HELL SHE WON'T Oo who'd like to have a 'two-night' with the parents right next ?? XD

"Safe play only." lmao

"If you want more I'm bi and considered quite a milf." ... eww....!! I knew it...

PS : jobonline20 I'll let you believe that I'm an innocent girl, then XDDD

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I found this picture of an advertisement by a person looking for an apartment, the advertisement is not the one that is funny but the reply was hilarious. how would you reply to it.

here is the picture:

priorities.jpg

i just typed it out so you can read it properly.

"Hello everyone. I am a chinese girl. I want to find a partner who has his own apartment. It means that i want somewhere to live but not for rent. I just like to live there with him and such as sex parter or something more. i can do very well chinese food and maybe we can become very good friend. But I will not talk anything about the word "love". If you are interest, give me a email to jinan630@gmail.com, with your photo is the best. :)"

so, how would you reply to this advertisement. post your reply before looking in the spoiler.

Some might find it just a spam....

Too Good to be true.

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I found this picture of an advertisement by a person looking for an apartment, the advertisement is not the one that is funny but the reply was hilarious. how would you reply to it.

here is the picture:

priorities.jpg

i just typed it out so you can read it properly.

"Hello everyone. I am a chinese girl. I want to find a partner who has his own apartment. It means that i want somewhere to live but not for rent. I just like to live there with him and such as sex parter or something more. i can do very well chinese food and maybe we can become very good friend. But I will not talk anything about the word "love". If you are interest, give me a email to jinan630@gmail.com, with your photo is the best. :)"

so, how would you reply to this advertisement. post your reply before looking in the spoiler.

priorities1.jpg

@TOPIC, I would respond by posting back "Pic or gtfo."

I'm kidding xd but that's something I would WANT to say xd

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