Harry-Potter Posted March 2, 2014 Report Share Posted March 2, 2014 The Church of England, which was established by a British king so he could marry his mistress, seems to be having a problem with sinners using its Wi-Fi to download pictures of people garbed just as their God created them. It saw the only way out – censorship.Today Canterbury Cathedral is blocking access to certain online portals in order to keep worshippers from the temptation of looking for websites during the sermon. The church is also concerned about people searching for the stuff while having tea and cookies at the new café. The church believes that it is a huge problem when modern day pilgrims visit what is left of the shrine of Thomas Beckett. The latter lost his life after encountering some hard normal knights around his back passage.According to a spokesman for the cathedral, the measures were really a safeguarding process. The church wanted to provide free Wi-Fi for members of the public, but of course it didn’t want them to access salacious or debasing websites.The Church claimed that the entire move was based on a fear of the devil only, because nobody has actually been caught using their mobiles to look at the devil’s dumplings or feeding their one eyed serpent of paradise thus far. At the same time, the church doesn’t want you murdered by its God for the sin of Onan, who wouldn’t father a kid by his widowed sister-in-law. Media reports say that the appropriately named Chester Cathedral even had to close down its Wi-Fi network after it was revealed that patrons could look at chests on the Internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanis Posted March 2, 2014 Report Share Posted March 2, 2014 It's funny, but reenforces the point that education is the greatest threat to blind faith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxsen Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 I personaly liked the references Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
professa X Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 Well... I mean it's a religious establishment and also it kinda makes sense for them to do that. if your gunna do that while some one is speaking of riotousness then your just being disrespectful. There's a time and place for everything and a little kind consideration of another's belief goes along way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavenlyClassic Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 well from what i skimmed,why would they offer wi-fi in church of course everyones there to use itwhich means they put it to draw in people no? how they know what people were looking at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
professa X Posted March 5, 2014 Report Share Posted March 5, 2014 hmm...entrapment aye. fair point i pronounce them both guilty. So let it be written so let it be obeyed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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