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LTJG RIO Posted July 30, 2013 Report Share Posted July 30, 2013 I laughed so hard at the Pokémon one I almost cried. Survived Voldemort twice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jobonline20 Posted July 31, 2013 Report Share Posted July 31, 2013 (edited) jokeA young man was wandering, lost, in a forest when he came upon a small house. Knocking on the door he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, gray beard. "I’m lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man." "OK," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house. Before dinner the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn’t keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man’s warning he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn’t hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted but happy. He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that’s pretty crappy," he thought. "If that’s the best the old man can do then I don’t have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the line that was already getting close to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost." Edited July 31, 2013 by jobonline20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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† Emotional Outlet Posted August 4, 2013 Report Share Posted August 4, 2013 [ you might want to tone down your attitude a little bit, windows 8 ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shaaa Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 lolthats pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jobonline20 Posted August 9, 2013 Report Share Posted August 9, 2013 (edited) *Antibody : Against everybody*Artery : Study of fine paintings*Genes : Blue denims*Hymen : Greeting to several males*Labour pain : Hurt at work*Liposuction : French kiss*Microbes : Small dressing gowns*Cardiology : Advanced study of playing cards*Cat scan : Searching lost cat*Coma : Punctuation mark*Bacteria : Back door to cafeteria. Edited August 9, 2013 by jobonline20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Angel13 Posted August 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 The matrix cat one was good Job, nice find! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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