lemmingllama Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 So have you ever gone to a restaurant and deliberately tried to get the waitresses to thing that your table was filled with phychos? Time for a bardic tale. So last night I took a friend out to dinner and then a movie for his birthday, and we went to this lovely pizza restaurant. So its during dinner hours so super busy, and we get shoved into a booth right beside the main aisle that all the waitresses use. This of course was an opportunity, especially since for whatever reason we came in and shocked our waitress by talking about circumcisions when she walked by. We got such a good look of disgust and awe that we decided to start having fun. This basically meant that we loudly talked about anything that popped into our heads(hehehe), doing "how you doin" nods to waitresses everywhere(one would always do it back, we were sad that she was doing the upstairs area and didnt come to our table), and eating our pizzas in fun and exciting manners(ever tried to eat pizza from the middle out, or off the dish that they served it on without using hands?). We finally topped off this evening by paying with loonies and toonies(thats 1 and 2 dollar coins if you arent Canadian), and we made a little castle out of them. Of course we gave a nice sizable tip, and left after raiding the mint bowl. Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroPenguins Posted March 9, 2012 Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 O.o that is not even bad ass enough, if you got kicked out and got locked up in jail, then I would give you props! Ok just kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemmingllama Posted March 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2012 O.o that is not even bad ass enough, if you got kicked out and got locked up in jail, then I would give you props! Ok just kidding.You want bad ass? We also switched the crushed pepper with the fresh pepper, just to have fun! So ha, take that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroPenguins Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 I would've done better... Brought some laxative medicine mix it into the salt, pepper, sauce, etc etc. And rofl my ass off when I watch other people eat it. Order shit loads of food and leave without paying and stuff like that xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanco Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 Well damn you Lemming, for giving me a title that got me excited expecting sexiness and instead you give me this. Thanks a lot. x 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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